Javier Xavier: Welcome to the Abundant Aranita Resort the maximum and the relaximum. I say welcome, I give you a token of our namesake, (pulls out 3 flowers) the abundant aranita flower.
(Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup take flowers)
Bubbles: They’re pretty.
(Buttercup sniffs her flower and exclaims disgust)
Javier Xavier: I am Javier Xavier the owner, proprietor, and dashing cantina musician my hobby. The Abundant Aranita Resort is only about pampering and me time because... you deserve it!
Buttercup: Now, that’s a motto I can get behind. (Javier sneaks up behind her) Whoa!
Javier Xavier: Chase, that is the spirit. Now, during your stay here, everything will be at your finger tips.
Bubbles: (gasps) Finger ti...? Oh.
Javier Xavier: Yes, we have everything your heart could desire. (pulls over buffet stand) An endless breakfast buffet, (snaps his fingers and two fan drones show up) personal fan drones, (scene zooms out to show a slushy maker) an infinity slushy maker, and complementary coasters. (shows three yellow coasters) These coasters!
Bubbles: Coasters?
Javier Xavier: They can also make good flying disks. I’ll serve. (throws the coasters like frisbees and nearly hits a red parrot which then gives Javier an angry look) And for you professor, the one thing that every man wants.
Professor Utonium: (gasps with joy) You don’t mean...!
Javier Xavier: Yes
(Professor Utonium rises off the ground and his pants change into a dark purple swimsuit with pink flowers)
Professor Utonium and Javier Xavier: Complimentary coolants!
Professor Utonium: Finally, a pant both easy and breezy! Now I’m on vacation! Excuse me girls, I’m gonna go give these a spin by the pool!
Javier Xavier: If anything here does not meet your satisfaction, simply (throws his hair off) throw it away and try something else. (one of the fan drones bring his hair back to him, he spins around putting it back on and combs it) Yes! I bid you a fine adieu, adios, and bye bye.
Blossom: This is gonna be the best vacation ever!