(The beginning scene starts at The Utonium Residence. Cut to the Professor inside. He is sorting out things.)
Professor: (humming) Hm-hm-hm, hm-hm-hm. Blast from the past! (He moves a pair of yellow jeans with pink jewels decorated on the sides into a different box. Then, he pulls out a beat-up teddy bear.) Oh, Teddy! (It squeaks) Mm-hm... hm-hm-hm, hm-hm-hm, oh! New Kids On The Street action figures! Why did I ever put you away?
(Note: It is New Kids On the Block, not New Kids on the Street.)
(Blossom flies into view, with Bubbles and Buttercup trailing behind her. Hearing her voice, the Professor puts the action figures away.)
Blossom: Professor, The Powerpuff Girls are ready for school! Except for Buttercup, who didn't brush her teeth.
Buttercup: Hey, come on! I'm a superhero. I don't need to brush my teeth. (With this she reveals her teeth.They are full of dirt, and are greenish-yellowish. One of her teeth falls out.) Uhh... That was a... baby tooth. I'll be right back! (She flies upstairs while her sisters look at her in shock and confusion.)
(Bubbles flies up to the Professor. He is clearly thinking-he has his tongue sticking out.)
Bubbles: Watcha doin' Professor?
Professor: Oh, just going through some old stuff.
(Bubbles picks up a book from in the first box. It is red with a piece of paper taped onto it.)
Bubbles: What's this? "Prof. U's Private Journal." Who's Prof. U?
Professor: Me, Bubbles! That's what the cool kids used to call me. You're holding my old journal. It's where I used to write down my thoughts and secrets.
Bubbles: Ohhhh. Sounds private! Can I read it?
Professor: No, Bubbles. It's personal.
(Buttercup flies back into the living room.)
Buttercup: Ahh. Spic and span. Thanks for letting me borrow your toothbrush, Bloss.
Blossom: What? Hey!
(Cut to the front door of the Utonium Residence. The Professor opens the door. He pushes the girls out midair.)
Professor: Okay girls, have a good day at school!
Bubbles: Can I read your journal now?
Professor: (The Professor grabs it back. Sing-songy, he says) No.
(The scene cuts to Midway Elementary School. A bell is ringing. It is 8:00 A.M. Chatter fills the hallway of Midway Elementary as the scene changes to inside the school. The Powerpuff Girls walk into view. Blossom is holding 3 books ahead of her. One red and orange, one blue with a yellow stripe, and one purple. Buttercup comes after her, wearing cool sunglasses with green frames and holding her backpack. Bubbles follows Buttercup, last. She is looking at a pop-quiz from class.)
Blossom: Glad I was ready for that pop-quiz today!
Bubbles: I wasn't.
(We get a look at her pop-quiz. It is a spelling quiz. The words are "kitten, fashion, uncle, and failure" The rest of the words are cut off.)
Buttercup: Pop-quizzes will sneak up on ya, Bubbs. It's in the name. You gotta be like me! I'm always prepared for anything.
(Buttercup opens her locker. After she does, confetti is thrown all over her. Blossom and Bubbles giggle at this. Buttercup shakes the confetti off.)
Buttercup: Bleh! Ugh! I wish I knew who was pranking me!
Classmate: I can help you out with that. Meet: My secret swapper. It can tell you the future.
Bubbles: (flies up to classmate) Oh! The future! I totally believe you! I'm all in! Here's my wallet!
Blossom: (pulls back Bubbles and flies into view instead) That's impossible. A piece of paper can't predict the future.
Buttercup: Yeah, only Goatradamus can do that. (She holds up a poster of GOATRADAMUS)
Classmate: Ask it a question. But you have to tell it a secret first.
Buttercup: Like how Maylyn told me when she picks her nose, she names the boogers. (Buttercup and Bubbles giggle at this)
Blossom: Buttercup! Don't gossip.
Classmate: Check it out. (into fortune teller) Maylyn picks her nose and names the boogers. (then he tosses the fortune teller to the girls.) Now ask it a question.
(Blossom catches the secret swapper)
Buttercup: Ooh, why don't you ask it if your crush, Jared Shapiro, likes you?
Blossom: Uh! I am not going to ask if Jared Shapiro likes me! (To the secret swapper) Does Jared Shapiro like me?
(Buttercup and Bubbles fly up to her and are now alongside her. They are all looking at the secret swapper. Blossom starts reading it after the first few flips.)
Blossom: Want to know the thoughts of love so true? The answer lies in front of you.
(Blossom pulls the secret swapper down. We now see Jared Shapiro playing an oboe or clarinet. After seeing Blossom looking at him, Jared waves his fingers at her.)
Blossom: Oh, he does like me.
Bubbles: If this secret swapper is real, think of what else it could tell us.
Buttercup: Time to take this baby for a spin!
(The girls fly off-screen. The scene cuts to many other times they are using the secret swapper. In a carnival, the girls find out there are 4,302,015 peanuts in a jar, and win a giant, purple teddy bear. They also win a wire cutting game, of the choices of blue, red, and yellow. They cut the blue wire, and win a parade for themselves and blue ribbons. At a game show, the girls ask the secret swapper which door to choose. They choose #2 and win a red car. The scene cuts back to the Utonium Residence. The girls are back from winning all of that lute.)
Bubbles: Wow, sure was nice of them to let us trade that car for all these dart guns and cheeseburgers.
Buttercup: It sure was! (She starts shooting the dart guns)
Blossom: We're living in win city, girls! (She has also started shooting dart guns.)
Buttercup: (From behind the counter) I know! With the secret swapper, we can do anything we like!
Bubbles: (Making snow angels with the cheeseburgers) I know! Like make burger-angles!
Buttercup: This baby can tell you all the answers in the universe.
Blossom: (Putting away the dart guns) Like how we now know what hot dogs are really made of.
Bubbles: Some doors are better left closed.
(Buttercup is setting the secret swapper down on the coffee table. Blossom is setting the teddy bears with their ribbons down on the couch. Bubbles comes after, holding a hamburger in each hand, both with a bite in it.)
Buttercup: Whelp, I'm satisfied. This is everything I've ever wanted.
Announcer: (from o.c) Think you have everything you've ever wanted? (explosions come after, revealing a car with the license plate as "think again" in the fog.) Think again. We're giving away not one, not two, but three space tow truck diamond earrings!
Blossom: Why would they make three earrings?
Girls: Gasp! One for each of us!
Announcer: To win, all you have to do is guess the code to this safe!
Buttercup: Man, I've never wanted to break into a safe more than I do right now! Quick, give it a secret!
Bubbles: But I'm all out of secrets! I already told it everything I know... about all of you.
Buttercup: Hey!
Blossom: Me too.
Buttercup: I can't believe you guys! After everything I... okay, yes I did too.
Blossom: Then we're out! If we're going to win those earrings, we need more secrets! And we need them pronto!
(The Professor is walking down the stairs, carrying a box.)
Bubbles: Where are you going, Prof U?
Professor: Oh, I'm just putting a few things in the garage. And then I'm gonna go down to Pitri Dimitri's. It's two-for-one-tungsten-Tuesdays! Heh-heh. Goodbye girls!
(He walks out the door, but he has dropped his journal. Bubbles zips over and picks it up.)
Bubbles: Professor, wait! You dropped your journal! The one that's full of all your private... thoughts... and secrets.
Buttercup: Secrets we can use to get the code to that safe!
Bubbles: And get the earrings!
Blossom: Girls, no! Remember what the Professor's always telling us?
(There is a flashback of the Professor talking to the girls.)
Professor: Girls, I trust you won't read my journal.
Professor: Girls, I trust you won't eat all these cookies.
Professor: Girls, I trust you'll save the mayor. (in this scene, the mayor's hat is on a giant lump *probably the mayor who got swallowed* in a snake.)
Professor: (song form) Trust, trust, it's all about trust! Break it and you'll spontaneously combust!
(He explodes after saying combust, bringing us back to the present.)
Buttercup: I think we've been eating too many cheeseburgers.
Blossom: Regardless, that journal is supposed to be private.
Bubbles: Come on, Blossom. Think of all the things you can do with that earring!
Blossom: Hmm...
(We see Blossom's vision. We see her formally dressed.)
Blossom: Thank you for awarding me all the nobel prizes at once!
Fancy monster: Not so fast! I'm taking all those nobel prizes-by force!
(He shoots a laser at Blossom. She spins around, revealing the earring. The laser beam bounces off of the earring and hits the monster. The crowd starts to cheer.)
Crowd: Blossom! Blossom! Blossom! Blossom! Blossom!
(The scene fades back into the present, where Blossom is smiling the same way her imaginary counterpart was. Bubbles brings the journal towards her and Buttercup flies atop her.)
Blossom: Well, if it makes the world a safer place, I'm sure the Professor will understand.
(The scene cuts to the house, at nighttime.)
Buttercup: What's the code to the safe? Ugh! No answer again? We've told it all of the Professor secrets and it's still not working!
Bubbles: We'll never get that code!
Blossom: We'll never get those earrings!
Buttercup: I knew this thing was too good to be true.
(The secret swapper starts glowing green and rises into the air, without any of the girls holding it. The girls are avoiding it's bright light.
Girls: Huh?
(The secret swapper morphs into a mouth.)
Swapper: Secrets, secrets, are no fun. But unless you share with everyone!
(The secret swapper explodes, sending the girls out of the house, beat up.
Blossom: W-what happened?
(The girls fly closer to the explosion, to find the secret swapper has turned into a tyrannosaurus rex.)
Swapper: Rawr!
Blossom: Oh...
Bubbles: My...
Buttercup: Gami. Who knew that a little gossiping around friends would turn into a giant monster?
Swapper: Roar!!!!! (It blows the girls into the park. A big explosion happens, and the Professor takes notice from at the store.)
Professor: Huh? Girls!
(Buttercup coughs out a pile of dirt, and we see many citizens of Townsville are staring at the girls and/or the monster.)
Buttercup: Ugh. I have to brush my teeth twice today!
Blossom: That's normal!
Professor: (running towards them) Girls! Are you alright?
Swapper: Professor. Before you help them, think it through. Listen to the things I've heard about you!
Girls: Uh-oh.
Buttercup: We better shut this guy's trap! (She flies towards the monster.)
Swapper: I heard you still check to see if there's monsters in your closet!!!
(The yelling throws Buttercup into a glass window. We see inside the window is someone working on a computer with headphones.)
Citizens of Townsville: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Professor: Heh, you got me. B-bu-but how did you know that?
Bubbles: Heh, heh, heh, how could anybody know that? Heh. It's impossible, right? Ha ha heh. I'll take care of it. (She also flies towards the T-Rex.)
Swapper: I heard you sing show tunes in the shower!!!
(This time, the screaming throws Bubbles into a theater stand that says "Mojo: Monkey and the Myth." After she crashes, the stand is covered in papers that make up "The Professor Sings In The Shower.")
Citizens of Townsville: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Professor: Woah, hey, that's pretty private!
(Blossom looks around in shock, and then flies towards the swapper.)
Swapper: I heard the Professor's in love with his pillow, Dr. Fluff n' stuff!!!
(Now, Blossom gets thrown into a brick wall along with other papers. This makes up a picture of the professor sleeping on his pillow, with a heart besides him.)
Citizens of Townsville: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Professor: Wait, what's going on? Girls! How does it know so many of my secrets?
Swapper: I don't know some of your secrets, I know all your secrets!!!
(It spits out papers of the Professor's secrets, such as he laughs even when he doesn't get the joke. Or, Professor has armpit zits.)
Professor: Girls, what have you done? You... read my journal? I trusted you! (He starts crying and leaving.)
Blossom: Professor, I...
Buttercup: We...
Swapper: Well, that was fun. Now, to tell the world your secrets and destroy you, too!
Blossom: Oh no, I knew we shouldn't have told that thing all of our secrets!
Bubbles: Now everyone will know that I've been pranking Buttercup!
Buttercup: Hey! That was you?
(The swapper shrinks after Bubbles says this.)
Swapper: Hey, stop that!
'(The citizens of Townsville suddenly gasp at seeing the Swapper suddenly shrink.)
Blossom: Did you see that? If you say your secret before he can, the swapper loses his power! Girls! I have an idea! Follow my lead. (She flies towards the swapper.) MY NAME IS BLOSSOM AND HERE'S ONE OF MY SECRETS: I HAVE A CRUSH ON JARED SHAPIRO!
(A few kids cheer on Jared. His face blushes red after hearing this.)
Buttercup: Oh, I got it!
(Bubbles and Buttercup fly towards Blossom.)
Buttercup: I HAVE A RUBBER DUCKY NAMED MONSIEUR DUCKY! HE'S MY NUMBER ONE DUCK!
Zebra: Yeah! Rubber ducks!
Swapper: Aw, come on!
Bubbles: I''M THE ONE WHO NEVER FLUSHES!
Blossom: I'M AFRAID OF TRAMPOLINES!
Swapper: Uh-oh. Time to go.
(The girls fly after him)
Buttercup: I cry during pet food commercials!
Swapper: Uh, you keep that to yourself!
Blossom: I wear day of the week underwear on the wrong day!
Swapper: Okay now, that's just plain gross.
Bubbles: I like to smell my own stinky feet!
Swapper: Too much information! Too much information! Ahh!
(It has shrunk so small, Blossom has squished it.)
Blossom: Secrets out.
(The scene cuts back to the Utonium Residence. The Professor is sitting on a chair where the coffee table should be, and the girls are on the sofa, dissapointed and ashamed.)
Professor: Girls, I'm very disappointed in you. You broke my trust.
Girls: We're sorry, Professor.
Professor: It's okay. But, I think it's time we had another one of Prof U's patented trust talks.
(The scene cuts to the Professor the way he was earlier, in the flashback.)
Professor: Trust, trust, it's all about trust! If you don't got trust you might as well rust-like the compound! Ooh! Yeah, doo doo doo!
Classmate: (outside house) Trust trust.
(He turns into HIM)
HIM: It's all about trust. Ah ha ha ha ha ha!