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(The episode begins with what seems as a green trail, Buttercup, zipping through outer space. Then she crashes back into Earth.)
Buttercup: Let's see how you handle this!
(She then kicks a soccer ball very hardly, it is now an ovoid instead of a sphere.)
Bubbles: I got it!
(She tries blocking the ball but falls onto the ground. The ball goes into the goal, and Blossom approaches, blowing a whistle.)
Blossom: No goal!
Buttercup: What? I spent time in space just to get that shot!
Blossom: Exactly. Because you broke the laws of physics, Bubbles gets a free shot!
Bubbles: Yay! Free! Goooo Bubbles!
(She very meerly kicks the ball and it hardly rolls.)
Bubbles: Aw.
(Suddenly, a meteorite crashes into the ground where the girls are playing soccer. A part of the rock hits the ball into the goal. A horn sounds and Blossom whistles.)
Blossom: Goal!
Bubbles: Yay!
Buttercup: What?
(The meteorite then explodes and inside we see Erica the Red.)
Erica: Whaaa ho! It is I, ERICA THE RED! Most excellent and violent warrior! Victor of the ancient battlefields of Gahalah! And three time bowling champion with perfect score.
Blossom: Erica? What are you doing here?
Erica: Tiny warriors, I come with a warning: After a long day of battle, I was having most delicious dinner with our top profit, Trisha the gray. When she was struck with a horrible vision of the future.
(Trisha spits out her soup. She then gasps. She reads the words spelled in her alphabet soup.)
Trisha: A great evil shall arise in Townsville.
(We see the present time now.)
Erica: So I come to Townsville to destroy great evil! And to ask the greatest tiny warrior to fight alongside me in most extreme battle!
Buttercup: Well, you came to the right- oof!
(She gets smacked by Erica's large hands.)
Erica: Not you. Tiny warrior Bubbles!
(She points to Bubbles, who is trying to shoot a score. When she kicks the ball this time, it bounces off the frame and hits her in the face. She pulls it off)
Bubbles: I'm okay!
Buttercup: What? I'm twice the legendary warrior she is!
Blossom: Erica, if there's danger facing Townsville, than The Powerpuff Girls are ready to fight alongside you. All of us!
Erica: Very well. But first, you must take THE OATH OF THE MOST EXTREME WARRIOR!
Buttercup: Sounds cool.
Erica: Now, raise your starglesborgh.
(The girls raise their hands.)
Erica: Speak with me in the most righteous fashion!
Girls and Erica: I vow to fight alongside my most cool fellow warriors until the great evil is destroyed or I myself am sliced into tiny bits, and fed to a dragon!!!
(The oath sheet that the girls read off of gets lifted up into the air and zaps the girls and Erica, allowing us to see their skeletons.)
Erica: It is done!
Bubbles: We won't really be eaten by a dragon, will we?
Erica: Ha ha ha ha ha! Tiny pigtailed warrior. You make me laugh. Acting scared, when you are clearly the toughest fighter here!
Buttercup: Grrrrr...
Erica: Now, let us make with the hunting of THE GREAT EVIL! Hwa... Ha!
(She smashes into a wall leaving the park.)
(We cut to the City of Townsville. Inside the city, two people are admiring a car. One is an African-American woman, and the other is an elderly man wearing a hat.) The car is red and streamlined, with fire painted on the sides. It seems to be a race car. There are also skulls painted on the end of the car on both sides.)
Woman: Wow. Nice car!
Man: Thanks! Spent my life's savings customizing it.
Erica: (os) Hwaa! Great evil, I will destroy you!
(She throws the car, it seems into the sun.)
Woman: Your entire life savings, huh?
(The man sighs.)
Man: Yeah.
Blossom: The great evil was a car?
Erica: Maybe. Or maybe, THAT IS GREAT EVIL!
(She points to a girls holding ice-cream. There are nine scoops, and at the top there is a smiley face made out of candy. The mouth is made of a gummy worm, and the eyes are candy cherries. There are also sprinkles on top.)
Erica: Hwa! Taste my blade!
(She comes crashing down at the ice cream, and the girl holding the ice cream and Erica scream. The girl's scream in horror, and Erica's in anger. She then cuts the head of the ice cream off. It splats on the ground and the mouth becomes a sad mouth. The girl looks down and starts crying. All her scoops fall off after this.)
Blossom: Erica, that's just ice cream!
Erica: Hm?
(She picks up the head and tastes it. Then she swallows it whole.)
Erica: Hmm. It was just ice cream. THIS TIME!
Bubbles: Well, maybe we can help! What does the great evil look like?
(Buttercup flies next to her. She pushes Bubbles, who is struggling to try to fly normally.)
Buttercup: Ahem! A true warrior never asks questions. Right Erica?
(They start fighting.)
Erica: No, ye pointy hair one. The pigtailed warrior is right!
Buttercup: Hm?
(Bubbles smacks Buttercup.)
Buttercup: Ugh!
Bubbles: Ooh. Hm!
Erica: A true warrior always asks most extreme questions! Like, "who should I destroy next?" and "what is the best part of my opponent to stab?"
Blossom: You have no idea what the great evil looks like do you?
Erica: I will know it when I see it! There! The great evil!
(She points to a bench. Then, Erica approaches from above and slices it in half. Some pieces fly off.)
Erica: Hwa.... Ha! Take that, great evil!
(She continues to slice 6 more times)
Erica: And that! And that! And that! And that! And thaaaat!
(She then keeps punching the bench which now is a hole with pieces of wood in it. Erica makes fighting noises while doing this.)
Blossom: Girls? We have a problem. ERICA THE RED IS CRAZY!
Buttercup: Tell me about it. She thinks Bubbles is the toughest fighter!
(After saying this, we see Bubbles singing while holding hands with six squirrels and two birds fly around her. She is sitting on a grassy hill with bushes on it. The bushes have flowers with red centers and white petals. In the background, it seems as there is an Aurora Borealis and lots of glitter.)
Bubbles: La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la!
Blossom: No! I mean Erica's crazy, and we have to stop her, before she destroys Townsville!
Erica: Mm. Ah, ha! (She sniffs.) The great evil. I can smell it! It is in there!
(She points in front of her. This time, we see Town Hall. She is walking towards it with her ax behind her back, ready to slice it in half.)
(The girls gasp.)
Girls: Wait!
(They fly towards Erica. We cut to inside Town Hall, in the Mayor's office. He sighs.)
Mayor: Another boring day at the office.
(After this,Town Hall shakes.)
Erica: Great Evil!
(She points towards the mayor. Then jumps up, landing on the desk, ready to slice the Mayor.)
Erica: Prepare to meet your smeksmuthein!
Mayor: Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before.
Erica: HAAA!
(She gets ready to slice the mayor.)
Girls: No!
(They fly towards her to stop her. They take Erica away, leaving the ax spinning. It smashes into the Mayor's desk.)
Mayor: Ugh. Typical Monday.
(We see Townsville Prison. Then, we cut inside of it. Apparently, Erica is in a cell.)
Erica: You have stopped me from destroying Great Evil! You have broken most sacred oath of the most extreme warrior! In Galhalah, we have a word for that: uncool.
Bubbles: Erica, you can't hurt the Mayor.
Erica: Pigtailed warrior? Even you mess with the betraying? I would expect this from the cowardly green one, but you?
Buttercup: What?!?
Erica: I demand you release me!
Blossom: We will let you go, if you promise NOT to harm the mayor.
Erica: Very well. I will not destroy this may or.
(We cut back inside the Mayor's office, where Erica is about to hit the mayor with a bat with points and the end. The girls take Erica away, leaving the mayor spinning mid-air. He then falls back into his chair. Meanwhile, the girls are pushing Erica out the door.)
Erica: Let me go! I must destroy great evil!
Mayor: Another day in public service.
Mail girl: I got a package here for Mr. The Mayor.
Mayor: Sweet salami! Finally something exciting! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
(The mail girl sets the box on his desk. She leaves, and the Mayor opens it.)
Mayor: Hmm? I don't remember ordering a mystical demonic trumpet, but, uh, oh well. Free shipping.