(Opening scene: Cut to Bubbles and Buttercup sitting on a couch while Bubbles holds the popcorn and Buttercup holds a drink)
Buttercup: It's starting! (Blossom comes in and is holding a drink. On TV, a chopping knife appears landing on a cutting board)
Malty: (from o.s) Tonight on "Sliced", 4 chefs will compete. Only one will win. The rest will be... (The chopping knife appears again) Sliced. (Cut to Malty) I am your host, Malty Brown. (We see hot dog silhouettes) Today's mystery will be...(The light turns on and we see that the hot dogs are red) Hot dogs!
Girls: Ooh!
Malty: Your time will start...(Presses the button on the clock) now. (We see a chef inside a science lab)
Chef Schnitzel: Using my particular version of molecular gastronomy, or as I like to call it "Spiegelstronomy". Zat is copywritten. (We see the technology computer) I am going to create a classic pigs in a blanket. But add a few small changes to the entire molecular structure. It will be, what do you call it? (A pig in a blanket appears) Yummy!
Bubbles: Ooh! I love piggies! (She and Buttercup glare at Blossom who is vacuuming the floor)
Buttercup: Blossom, keep it down, would ya?! We can't hear the show!
Blossom: (She stops vacuuming) Just because we are watching pigs, doesn't mean we need to be pigs. (She giggles)
Malty: (On TV) Chef Schnitzel, show us what you have prepared.
Buttercup: (Drops the drink) Shh. It's back on. (On TV, we see a plate with a lid on it)
Chef Schnitzel: May I present to you...(Opens the lid and we see 3 pigs in a blanket) Schweine in einer decke!
Malty: (from o.s) And now, the judging. (The judges stick their forks in the food) Here comes the fork. First bite...(The judges try it, but the pigs in a blanket form into a giant pig-in-a-blanket monster) What is happening? (The monster crashes out of the building as the people ran out screaming)
Chef Schnitzel: Vertistrikkelikke krikken schmicken!
Blossom: Come on, girls! Let's go save the day!
Buttercup: And the ratings. (The girls fly out of the room and the monster crashes the city as they watch it)
Bubbles: Oh my goodness! He's so cute! You're not gonna hurt him, Buttercup!
Buttercup: Watch me. (She flies to the monster and starts to crush him, but the monster starts fighting, crushing, and blocking her) Stupid pig! You ruined my favorite TV show!! (She starts to glow and her green power twirls around her)
Bubbles: What's happening to Buttercup?
Blossom: I'm not sure. (Buttercup's power is turned into a morning star)
Buttercup: What? (The morning star falls down) Oof! (She pulls it back up) What is this thing? (She moves the morning star up and down) Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it...(She swings the morning star and crashes on the building. Blossom and Bubbles fly to the building)
Blossom: Buttercup, are you okay? (Buttercup's power is now turned into a rocket, airplane, and a jet then she passed the monster and crashes) Hang on, Buttercup! (She does a battle cry and starts punching the monster and the monster giggles)
Bubbles: Uh-oh! Someone's got the piggy giggles! (She flies to the monster's snout) Look at his wittle piggy snout! (She flies to the tail) And he's got a wittle piggy tail!(Her eyes turn into small pigs) I love piggies! (With closed eyes)I love piggies! (She starts glowing and her power is blue and it turns into a pig as she opens her eyes.) I'm a piggy?
Blossom: You're a piggy? (The monster grabs her)
Monster: (subtitled) You're a piggy? (Buttercup passes by to Bubbles and her power is now turned into a helicopter.)
Buttercup: Dude! Concentrate and you'll turn into something else! (Her power is turned into a submarine) Oh, no. AAAAAHHHH!! (She crashes on the road)
Bubbles: Okay. How about...(Her power transforms into a bunny) A bunny? Ooh! Or... (Her power turns into a giraffe) or a giraffe? (Giggles) Look at his funny neck! Ooh! I know! (Her power transforms into a porpoise) A dolphin!
Blossom: That's a porpoise! (Buttercup's power is now turned into a speaker filled with firework missiles)
Buttercup: Eat hot missile, weenie man! (She fires the missiles, but it passes the monster) Bubbles! Get it to stop! I can't get a lock on it!
Bubbles: Hmm...I know! (Her power transforms into a cat) Meow! Meow! Everbody stops for a kitty! (She jumps in, guarding the monster)
Monster: (subtitled) A kitty? I must stop!
Buttercup: Let me give you a hand! (Her power turns into a rocket fist bump and punches the monster. Then, we see Blossom who is in the ground while the hot dogs rain all over the place.)
Blossom: (Coughs) What just happened?
Bubbles and Buttercup: We got new powers!
(A sound of a seal that Bubbles turned into is heard at the PPG's house at night as they are in their room and it stops.)
Buttercup: (Holding 2 small versions of her missile firework speakers in her hands.) Hey, Bubbles, think fast. (Fires 2 firework missiles at Bubbles)
Bubbles: (Makes a seal noise, hitting them back at Buttercup with her blue projection porpoise tail.) Hot potato!
Buttercup: Whoa! (Dodges as the 2 firework missiles hit the wall as she and Bubbles laugh, floating, more like falling, onto their bed beside Blossom.)
Blossom: (Nervous and a little excited) Your powers are awesome.
Buttercup: I mean, I bet yours will be even better when you get them.
Blossom: I hope so. I wasn't very helpful today without them.
Professor: (Opens the door from o.c. and walks in) Girls, it's time to go to bed.
Blossom: Professor. (Floats over to him) When do you think I'll get my new powers?
Professor: There's no way of knowing when or even if you'll get your new powers. You might never get them. In fact, you might lose the powers you already have and end up being just an ordinary little girl. (Blossom gets sad as he looks at this) Uh, well, (Turns off the light) I love you, good night. (Walks out the room, closing the door.)
(The scene changes to the exterior of Midway Elementary School as kids cheer.)
Kids: Do it again, do it again, do it again!
Buttercup: Okay, but just one more time. (Turns into a cannon, which lands on the ground.)
Bubbles: (Giggles and turns into a monkey) I'm a monkey. Ooh-ooh-ooh. (The monkey makes monkey noises and she jumps into the sky as Buttercup shoots three bullets that, Bubbles herself, deflects with the monkey's two hands and it's tail as the explosions show a green, blue, and pink fireworks version of Buttercup, Bubbles, and Blossom, who still has her frown as the kids cheer.)
Boy: (Walks over to Blossom with 2 other boys) What new stuff can you do?
Blossom: (Nervous and sad) Well... I can...
Bubbles: (As she and Buttercup appear) Hey, she doesn't have to show you. Get away.
Buttercup: Yeah! So what if she hasn't gotten her new powers yet? (Blossom gets sadder with every word) She might never get them, (Small voice) never get them, (Smaller voice) never get them.
Blossom: (Turns around) I gotta go. I'll see you guys at home. (Buttercup and Bubbles' projections dissipate as they stay in tiny midair above the ground, sadly looking at each other.)
(Buttercup and Bubbles' projections dissipate as they stay in tiny midair above the ground, sadly looking at each other.)
(Blossom sadly floats through town looking at every sign on buildings making her more sadder than before.)
Blossom: (She floats over to a place that says USELESS JUNK with a long arrow pointing at trash cans with glass and when she looks at the glass, it breaks off, making her cry.) Geez! I get it! (She floats home, crying)
(The scene cuts to the Utonium Residence.)
Bubbles: Come on, Bloss, cheer up!
Buttercup: Yeah, the new episode of Sliced is starting.
Blossom: (Sitting up) I do love that show. That kitchen is so well organized.
(On TV, a knife appears on a cutting board, once again.)
Malty: (from o.s) In the last episode of Sliced, our contestants were not living up to their full potential. Some people are naturally gifted, and some people have no special abilities at all, and should, ahem, probably find a new path in life. (After hearing this, Blossom's bow drops as she becomes sad.) So for tonight's episode, we're bringing back some of our favorite failures. Sliced: Redemption! Chefs, today you will make a dish of your own choosing. Your time will start, now.
(Cuts to Schnitzel)
Chef Schitznel: I have created ze perfect dish!
(Back once more to the Girls)
Blossom: Chef Schnitzel is back?
Buttercup: He brings the drama.
Chef Schnitzel: Behold! Pfefferhackbraten platte! Otherwise known as pimento meatloaf.
Malty: (from o.s) Forks out, once again, bring it in with the taste, no monster yet... (the slices begin to become another monster) …and I spoke too soon.
(The monsters bursts out of the building.)
Buttercup: See? Now that's what I'm talking about!
Bubbles: Let's go!
(They start to leave, but pause.)
Buttercup: Blossom?
Blossom: You guys go. I'm just... useless.
Bubbles: Blossom, just because you don't have new powers, doesn't mean you're useless.
(Cuts to the news)
Reporter: Help us, Powerpuff Girls! Especially the 2 with the cool new powers. You can bring the other one along, but without new powers, she'll probably be be pretty useless!
Blossom: You guys go. I'm going to stay here and staple some papers. It helps me think.
Bubbles: Blossom...
(Buttercup cuts her off, and they fly away. Meanwhile, the meatloaf monster is chasing people until Bubbles and Buttercup arrive.)
Bubbles: Hey! Pick on someone your own size, like me! (Turns into a bear) Roar! (She slices the arms off the monster) Now it's so funny without arms, isn't it? (He regenerates his arms.) Uh-oh.
(He laughs, while his eye is decimated by Buttercup.)
Buttercup: Looks like you lost your mind!
Bubbles: Good job, Buttercup! (The monster regenerates his eyes, now having 2 of these.) Uh-oh.
Buttercup: Great, now that's death perception.
Bubbles: This is impossi- (She and Buttercup were slapped off.)
Reporter: Looks like it's over for the Powerpuff Girls!
(Back at home, Blossom is shocked by the news.)
Blossom: What?! (Looks at the TV, where her sisters are repeatedly beaten up.) What am I doing? They need a leader. Wait, I'm the leader! Powers or no powers, my sisters need me! (Flies away, but looks at the papers.) But not before I clean this mess. (She organizes the papers before actually leaving.)
(Back at the battle, the Girls are still being beaten up until Blossom arrives.)
Blossom: Bubbles! Buttercup! (gasps) It's... so... MESSY! We gotta put a stop to this, now!
Buttercup: Dude, it's impossible!
Bubbles: And besides, I think I'm allergic to pimentos.
Blossom: Enough! This meatloaf is tearing up Townsville, and you're just going to sit around and take it? Look around you, this place is a mess. (starts to glow) So pick yourselves up Girls, because I hate messes, and it's time to CLEAN UP! (starts transforming)
Buttercup: Woah!
Bubbles: She's... she's... (Blossom turns into a broom) a broom?
Buttercup: Well she does love to clean- (Blossom turns into a stapler) and organize.
Blossom: A stapler? Cool!
(She fires at the meatloaf, only for it to slide under.)
Buttercup: Try something else!
Bubbles: Use your imagination!
Blossom: Okay, how about... (turns into a tape dispenser) a tape dispenser!
Buttercup: Man, that girl's got no imagination.
(She twirls tape around the meatloaf, bringing it down.)
Blossom: There's no way he can escape that! It's double-sided tape!
(She was proven wrong as the meatloaf slides away in three pieces.)
Blossom: Okay, time for Plan B!
Buttercup: There's a Plan B?
Blossom: I'm the leader. There's always a Plan B!
(The meatloaves are about to rampage when suddenly...)
Bubbles: Hey meatheads! (They turn around to see Bubbles as a rhino. Who's Got the Power? starts playing as she stabs them with a rhino tusk.) Rhino kebab! (Throws the meatloaves mid-air.)
Buttercup: Time to heat things up! (turns into a flamethrower) Flamethrower! (aims at the meatloaves, burning them in pieces.)
Blossom: This is totally gonna suck... (turns into a vaccum) for you! (She manages to suck up the meatloaves, killing them outright.) That was awesome!
Everyone: YAY!
Buttercup: You got your powers!
Bubbles: And you defeated the monster!
Blossom: We defeated the monster. And there's only one thing left to do... (turns into a sponge) clean up this mess! (Proceeds to clean the city) Weeeee! Woo-hoo! Take that!
Buttercup: That girl's got issues.
Bubbles: As long as she cleans our room too. It's alright with me.
(Episode ends)