(theme song)
Jared Shapiro: You went to a cave of unspeakable horror. You look left, you look right, and you run straight into the stone gollum! (imitating stone gollum) “Prepare to meet your doom! Ha ha ha!”
(Bubbles and Blossom gasp)
Buttercup: Lame!
Jared Shapiro: What do you do? I repeat, What...do...you...do?
Blossom: Uh...! Uh...! I cast a shield spell!
Bubbles: I use my plus two shiny sword!
Buttercup: I blast it with a bazooka.
Blossom: You can’t use a bazooka.
Jared Shapiro: Says so right here in the rule book. Mmm hmm. Yepetty doo doo!
Buttercup: This game is for dork faces.
Jared Shapiro: Hey!
Blossom: Buttercup, you’re being rude! Jared’s cool and Bubbles and I are having fun!
Buttercup: We’ve been having fun for hours! How do we even win this dumb thing?
Jared Shapiro: