(The episode begins with Blossom in her bedroom reading a book about taxes.)
Blossom: (sighs) With Bubbles and Buttercup out of the house, I can finally relax and read one of my favourite books, Tax Codes: Overly Complicated Edition.
(Suddenly, red glowing particles we saw from imagine that fly into the bedroom and spin around. The mini red tornado disappears and HIM is shown)
HIM: (laughs maniacally) It is time!
Blossom: HIM! If it’s a fight you want, then let’s do it by the book!
(HIM shoots a evil magic blast at Blossom, Trapping and Shrinking her)
HIM: Sorry. But your soul is mine! (laughs)
Blossom: What? What are you talking about?
HIM: Well, haven’t you talked to your sisters today?
(Flashback. Bubbles and Buttercup are outside a store looking at a bobsled.)
Buttercup: Oh man, we have to have it! Anti-frost coating, supersonic skis, built-in waffle maker, the Snowsploder 7000 Turbo!
Bubbles: We have to get this bobsled. We just gotta! It only costs… (reads the price) $585 dollars?!
(Buttercup gets out her money.)
Buttercup: (groans) All I got is 4 bucks! What about you, Bubbs?
Bubbles: Only… (quickly counts her money) $580.
Buttercup: Crud! We’re a dollar short!
Bubbles: Oh, I’d give anything for that bobsled!
(HIM appears from a puff of black and red smoke)
HIM: Anything? I will give you a dollar. All I ask in return is the most important thing in the world to you: The soul of your sister, Blossom! (laughs evilly)
Bubbles: Hmmm. Sounds good to me.
HIM: Just sign on the dotted line. (As he says this, he makes a soul contract appear.)
(Buttercup and Bubbles sign the contract.)
Bubbles: I like the red ink.
HIM: (frowning and shifty-eyed) Uh, yeah, ink. (Hands them a dollar bill.) Here you go, 1 dollar.
Bubbles and Buttercup: Woo!
Bubbles: Let’s go get that bobsled!
Buttercup: What is a soul anyway?
(Cut back to the present. Blossom is very upset)
Blossom: They traded my soul for a bobsled?!
HIM: Well, technically they traded it for a dollar. Now I’ll take you to your new home! (He teleports her to…) The Chaos Realm! (cackles)
(In the Chaos Realm, everything is a mess! It’s total chaos!)
Blossom: What is this place? Nothing makes sense! Bananas and blocks? (She turns her head) Hamsters in a sink! (Turns and gasps) Apples and oranges together?! This… whole world… is so… unorganised!
HIM: And that’s just the way I like it. (He puts the contract in the pouch of a boxing kangaroo) As long as this contract remains, your soul belongs to me! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have work to do!
(HIM gets out a Mexican marching band)
HIM: Come on, boys! Band practise! (He leads the band away.)
Blossom: What do I do? I’m all alone and this place is a mess! I hope Bubbles and Buttercup realise what they’ve done.
(Cut to Bubbles and Buttercup)
Buttercup: Do you realise what we’ve done?!
Bubbles: Yeah.
(The camera pans out to Bubbles and Buttercup riding in their bobsled.)
Bubbles and Buttercup: WE GOT THE BEST BOBSLED EVER!!
(The bobsled goes over a jump of snow.)
Bubbles: Waffle up!
(A pair of waffles fly out of the waffle machine and Buttercup eats them. The bobsled lands in a pile of snow.)
Bubbles and Buttercup: Woohoo!
Bubbles: Yeah!
Johnny Avalanche: Woah! That was some mean sledding! Hey-oh, my name’s Johnny Avalanche and I’m a talent scout for the Quacksledders!
Bubbles: The Quacksledders?
Buttercup: As in the Townsville bobsled team? Dude, you guys are awesome!
Johnny Avalanche: Yeah, we are. I want the two of you to race for us at the biggest bobsled race in the world, Bobsledageddon!
Buttercup: Woah? Really? This is the best day ever!
(Cut to HIM at the Chaos Realm)
HIM: (groans) This is the worst day ever! As long is Lewis is on the trumpet, the band is never going to make it! (He comes across a door.) Huh? I don’t remember a door being here. (He sees that the door is on a wall.) I don’t remember a giant wall being here either!
(HIM tries to open the door, but it’s locked. He then presses a button near the door.)
Speaker: Name, please.
HIM: HIM.
Speaker: Do you have an appointment?
HIM: I don’t need an appointment! I am the supreme ruler of this realm!
Speaker: Sir, according to my directory, HIM is not the supreme ruler of this realm.
HIM: Oh, really? Then who is?
(The door opens. HIM goes inside and sees Blossom at a big table.)
Blossom: HIM, welcome back.
HIM: Blossom? What’s going on here?! What happened to my delicious pandemonium?
Blossom: Well, at first, when you brought me to the Chaos Real, I thought it was going to be a nightmare! I mean, nothing made sense. But then, I remembered nothing relaxes me more than organising things. So I organised everything!
(Blossom shows HIM a bunch of devils working in offices.)
Devil: Yeah, we have it in blue.
HIM: WHAT?!
(Cut to a TV.)
Female Reporter: Townsville News: Bobsledageddon!
(A male reporter comes on TV.)
Male Reporter: Buttercup and Bubbles have become superstars of the bobsledding world, appearing on magazine covers, cereal boxes, as well as releasing their own hit single You and Me and the Bobsled Makes 3. Buttercup and Bubbles, what is your secret?
Buttercup: We wouldn’t be hear without our Snowsploder 7000 Turbo, the greatest bobsled in the history of both bobs and sleds.
Bubbles: Also, we wouldn’t be here without the bus that picked us up from home.
Buttercup: We got a message for any of the other teams competing today in Bobsledageddon: Bring. It. On!
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