(Theme Song)
(The episode starts at Midway Elementary School, at night, as an old man, who appears to be a janitor, closing the door with keys.)
Old Man/Janitor: Another day of cleaning, Mrs. Mop. And them lousy kids make such a mess.
(Cut to the next scene where he starts up his car, about to leave the school.)
Old Man/Janitor: It's like this place just got hit by a meteor.
(After the old man, the janitor, drives away, a meteor does fall from the sky and crashes behind the school. Cut to the next scene, in the morning, which just started with a sunset, Blossom is baking chocolate chip cookies as Bubbles and Buttercup quickly fly over to her, excited.)
Bubbles: (gasps) Cookies!
Buttercup: Aw, yeah, gimme, gimme!
Blossom: Yes, cookies. But they're tester batches for the Spring Fling Dance tonight. A.K.A. not for you, Buttercup.
Buttercup: Too late! (eats a cookie) Now that's... (Her face contorts into a disgusted look and she spits it out)... terrible!
Bubbles: (eats part of a cookie) It's like a whole bag of sawdust! (coughs)
Buttercup: What's in these things, powdered of sadness?
Blossom: For your information, it is a healthy blend of soymash and chocolate chip flavored... soymash. Which has a million times more protein than a regular cookie.
Buttercup: Too bad it doesn't taste like a regular cookie.
Professor: Good morning, girls. What smells so yummy?
Blossom: Want a cookie, Professor?
Professor: Why, thank you, Blossom. (He bites into a cookie and then looks disgusted)
Blossom: What do you think?
Professor: Wow, that's, um...um...(He gets cut off by an explosion from the left side oc and the dust that the explosion created fades to show Bliss.)
Bliss: Girls! I need your help!
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: Bliss! (All 3 rush to greet her and the Professor spits out the cookie once they, more like specifically Blossom, are out of sight as the Professor sighs in relief.)
Bubbles: How was outer space? Did you bring me back anything?
Bliss: Well...(She brings out a WANTED poster which has a picture of an alien on it)
Bubbles: (takes the poster from Bliss) A wanted poster! It's what I always (Her normal eyes don't go in too far and keeps them open)...desired.
Bliss: (takes the poster back from Bubbles) No. This...this isn't for you. I did get you a moon rock though. (She tosses a moon rock to Bubbles)
Bubbles: Oooooohhhhh!!!!!! (Her eyes turn to stars and she floats away while flying in a circle)
Bliss: Listen! This is an emergency. (Shows the poster again) I'm hunting a deadly space alien known as the Sporde. (In a flashback, pictures of alien eggs and planets are shown) It's responsible for destroying entire planets. In the hydrus, signus, and the popecula nebula. (The flashback ends with an explosion)
Bubbles: (Freezes in fear) Not the popecula nebula!
Bliss: I'm afraid so. I've been on its tail...um, blobtail... and just as I had it cornered, it hightailed it and crash-landed into a meteor on Earth right next to your school!
Blossom: If Sporde's hiding in school, let's get in there and take it down!
Bliss: No. Sporde is too dangerous. We can't just waltz into school.
Bubbles: Aww, all those dance lessons, wasted!
Bliss: Sporde isn't a normal space alien. Sporde's a hyperadaptoid.
Professor: (gasps) So it can shapeshift. That means it could be anyone...anywhere...anywhen! It can even be...you! (He points at Bubbles)
Bubbles: (Screams) Ah! (Panics, pulling on her pigtails) I know! It's me! I'm the alien!
Blossom: (As she and Buttercup look at this annoyed) Uh... okay. (She and Buttercup turn their attention back to Bliss) If Sporde can change shape, how are we gonna find it?
Bliss: Well, I guess I could go to school with you. To keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
Professor: So can I. I just got a job there as a substitute teacher. I'm gonna shape some young minds.
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: (Through forced smiles) Great.
(At Midway Elementary School as the bell rings, while the 4 Girls walk to the open front door)
Bliss: (Nervous and sighs with the same expression) All right. Uh... Oh, wow. (Laughs nervously and breathes out)
Bubbles: What's wrong, Bliss?
Bliss: It's just... I've never been to school before. You think we'll blend in?
Buttercup: Oh, yeah, that could be a major problem. Well, see you at lunch. (Rapidly flies in with Blossom and Bubbles as Bliss walks in the front of the hallway)
Bliss: (Relaxes and sighs) Okay. Not a problem. (Laughs softly) Cool. (She bumps into a student behind her back)
Cool Girl 1: (Slightly and softly, scoffs) And who are you supposed to be?
Bliss: Oh. Um... Hello, fellow students. I am Bliss, another... student at this Earth. I don't normally reside in outer space. (Laughs nervously)
Cool Girl 1: (Her and her friends' facial expression changes to a friendly one)
Cool Girl 3: Cool.
Cool Girl 1: I love your hair.
Cool Girl 3: Tailored dress.
Cool Girl 2: Let's be friends.
All 3 Cool Girls: (As they leave) See you later!
Bliss: Wow, that was easy. Now to look for Sporde. I wonder if the girls are having luck.
(In the classroom)
Buttercup: (Holding Barry upside down by the foot) Stop trying to take over Earth or this will happen to you! (Shakes Barry as stuff comes out of his pockets)
Bubbles: (With an alien headband on her head) The alien says what?
Big Joey: What? (Bubbles, full of energy, hits him as she tackles him out of his seat)
Blossom: (With her box of cookies on her desk as Jared sits in a desk next to her) Jared, if you're non-alien, (pushes the box forward) then you'll eat my cookies (With hopeful dreamy eyes looking at him) and tell me you love me, (Drops the look on her eyes) I mean, them.
Jared: (Takes a cookie) Okay. Yummers. (Puts it in his mouth and eats it, losing his color turning gray, and falls out of his chair on the floor)
Ginnafrey: (Walks to Blossom's desk, takes a cookie, and eats it, looking pretty normal) Great cookies, Blossom. Like, gah.
Blossom: (Ginnafey walks away) Thank you, Ginnafrey. I'll have more tonight at the Spring Fling Dance. So, Jared, want seconds?
Jared: (On the floor laying in a blue puddle that is covered in cookie crumbs, which he has on his face, writhing around) I can see through time.
Blossom: Well, that's not a no.
Professor: (In a room, walking in) Okay, listen up. This is when school stops being nice (twirls a chair and stops it) and starts being (sits in the chair with a really serious face) real. (Crickets chirp as silence is heard) I know you kids have it rough, don't think you can succeed. F- and then some. Just a bunch of flunkies. Word.
Girl With Brown Hair: Um, sir, we're not flunking at all. This is Honors Chemistry.
Professor: Oh, um, then how about this. Anyone a space alien?
Bliss: (Still walking in the hallway) Hmm. Nothing suspicious yet. (A student wearing braces appears, walking) (Gasps) (Runs towards the student in her purple streak and grabs her backpack, putting her against the lockers) Sporde. I know it's you. You forgot to take your neutronium deoxygenator helmet off. Oh, fool!
Girl With Braces: This is my headgear. I have to wear it to fix my overbite.
Bliss: Oh. Sorry.
Girl With Braces: Hey, this cool new kid just write me up. (Runs to some other students) Who wants to touch me?
Other Students: Me! Me! I do! Me!
Bliss: Wow, this place is weird. (Turns around and sees green slime as a student walks by and looks around there and a boy jumps while he tackles her into a janitor's closet)
Logan Logan: (Points his gun at her) I know it's you, Sporde.
Bliss: (Kicks his gun away) Me? You're the Sporde.
Logan Logan: (Calms down) My name is Logan Logan. I'm with the Universal Protection Bureau. I'm after Sporde.
Bliss: Really?
Logan Logan: Yeah. I have been looking for him a long time. (Looks at her romantically) How about you?
Bliss: Yeah. (Blushes) Me too.
Buttercup: (stomach growls) Oh! Now it's saying something weird is going on, Over there!