[Opening shot: a pirate-era variant of Townsville at night in black-and-white. There are pirate ships at the harbor of Townsville. Thunder strikes in the background. A rough pirate's voice begins to speak.]
Voice 1: The city of Townsville lies dead ahead!
[Cut to a pirate ship sailing in the middle of an ocean. Then cut to a muscular pirate holding the wheel tightly, trying to keep the ship on course. He wears pants and a belt across on his body like a sash]
Voice 1: Hold her steady, lad!
Muscular: I'm tryin', cap'n!
[The captain of the ship walks in front of the camera. He bears a strong resemblance to Captain Hook, and has a parrot on his right shoulder. The rough voice belongs to him.]
Captain: Aye, ye swabbies, we be gettin' closer now!
Parrot: (Squacks) Close!
[Cut to another dwarf-like pirate sitting in the crow's nest of the ship. He speaks in an English accent]
Dwarf: Land ho, cap'n!
[More lightning appears behind the dwarf pirate. Cut to the captain, opening a treasure map]
Captain: (laughs) Soon, the treasure of Captain Flynn will be ours, lads.
[Cut to the map the captain holds. At the bottom, there's a region that writes "Townsville Bay" and on another region, a tree with a dotted line to an "X".]
Captain: With map in hand, we need only find the big tree. [Zoom in towards the "X" on the map.] Then, only fifty paces separates us from the lost treasure of Captain Flynn!
[Cut to the muscular pirate, curiously looking and pointing at something ahead of the ship]
Muscular (curiously): What's that?
[Cut from behind the ship, we see what the ship's approaching. It appears as a beam if light shining from the clouds down onto the ocean. It glows a light blue. Cut back to the captain.]
Captain: It matters not. Sail on, and trust your captain to get you through! [Extreme close-up of his face.] Or I be not Captain Crack McCraigen!
[Note: The aforementioned name of the captain is an anagram of Craig McCracken, the creator of Powerpuff Girls.]
[The ship slowly approaches the beam of light, and when it does, a flash of white light from the beam fills the screen. Fade to a tree in color, in modern day Townsville, and pan down to where the Pirates are gathered.]
Dwarf: This be the biggest tree we seen, cap'n.
[Cut to Crack, opening the treasure map.]
Crack: Agreed. Now, fifty paces...[Sticks out a hand] north...by northwest!
[His perspective, he turns his hand towards the Professor's house.]
Dwarf: Townsville sure has changed.
[Cut back to Crack.]
Crack: It matters not. Treasure awaits!
[Cut to the door from the inside of the house. Then the muscular pirate smashes the door open.]
Muscular: Smash! [Next he smashes a painting.] Smash!!! [Now smashes a coffee table] SMASH!!! WHERE IS THE BOOTY THAT WE SEEK?!!
[Cut to Crack, looking down towards his feet. Then cut to the floor of the house. A sword being taken out of a sheath can be heard.]
Crack: Start digging!
[Crack and the Muscular pirate start slamming their swords on the floor, causing wood pieces and splinters to fly around. The dwarf pirate's voice stops their "digging".]
Dwarf: Aye, cap'n, look! [Cut to him, he opens a door, pointing downwards] I found the hold!
[Cut from the inside of the room, where the pirates are looking.]
Crack: Right! Good job, Mr. Larson!
[Zoom out to show the room, which is the Professor's lab. Then cut to a door with a lock on it. Footsteps are heard approaching the door. Then zoom in on the lock, a gun is pointed at it and blows the lock off. Then Crack opens the door, revealing a crate with "CHEMICAL X" written on it, X written really large, and the word "CHEMICAL" in small letters above the X.]
Crack: X marks the spot! [Cut to the pirates.] Now let's get this booty back to the ship!
[Cut to a pirate flag on top of the ship, then the crate, with a pair of hands on the lid.]
Crack: Mr. Larson, do the honors!
[Mr. Larson, the dwarf pirate, opens the crate, revealing many glass beakers filled with black liquid-Chemical X. Zoom out, Crack takes a beaker out and eyes it with anger.]
Crack: This be not the treasure of Captain Flynn! [Throws the beaker onto the floor of the ship. It breaks and its contents spill onto the floor.] The treasure must still be in that structure! [His parrot flies off his shoulder and towards the puddle of Chemical X. The bird licks up some of the chemical.] We go back and search again! [The parrot screams in horror]
Muscular: Captain! Look at the bird! [The bird is still screaming, and soon takes off, flying around the ship with super speed. *Note his trail is red. The pirates look at the Chemical X and each take a bottle to drink. Captain's superpower is laser sword, Muscular's is laser hands, and Dwarf's is flying. The leftover chemical X drips onto the ship, making the ship float.]
Crack: Take the wheel! Avast ye swamps!
Muscular: Aye, aye, Captain!
Crack: Lower the sails!
Dwarf: Aye, aye, Cap'n!
Crack: Let's fly! And set course inland, matey! Our treasure awaits!
Pirates: Ah, ha, ha, ha! Yar! Ha ha!
(The pirates' ship floats in sight out of the Mayor's window as he is playing ping-pong.)
Mayor: Woah! Huh, I guess the pirate look is back in style! Oh goodie!
(Cut to the Utonium Household. Professor's car drives up the driveway. Inside the household...)
Professor: (Hums...) Huh? Oh, that's odd. There was a door there when I left. (Turns around) Oh! (A bat hits the Professor, and when he awakens he finds himself on the pirates' ship, tied up.) Huh?
Crack: Have a nice rest, you scurvy dog?
Professor: Wha- what? Pirates?
Crack: How observant are ya, landlubber? Now, where did ya hide the treasure of Captain Flynn?
Professor: (shocked and confused) I don't have any treasure!
Crack: Our map led us to your home. But all we be finding is your stash o' refreshments. And mighty fine refreshments they be. But look the treasure we seek!
Professor: Uh... you drank all of it. (Chemical X)
Dwarf: Ha, yeah!
Professor: Oh boy.
Crack: So, where is it? I'll be havin' my treasure. Or, I be not Captain Crack Crack McCraigen.
Professor: Captain Crack McCraigen? You mean the Captain Crack McCraigen? The famous Captain Crack McCraigen and the Crew of the Black Watch? The wildest butch of buccaneers ever to sail the seven seas?
Crack: 'Aye! That we are!
Professor: Fascinating! But you disappeared hundreds of years ago!
Crack: We didn't disappear! We be right here!
Professor: Rumor had it that you got caught in the fabled Townsville Bay vortex just off the coast! It must've catapulted you into the future, which is incredible! I even did my college thesis on it! Much to the ridicule of my peers. I discovered that it always appears in twos, which means that it should show again soon, providing an opportunity to travel back to your own time! You know, I'm a scientist. I can help.
Crack: Do you have the treasure?
Professor: Uh, no.
Crack: Do you know where a big tree is?
Professor: No.
Crack: You're walkin' the plank!
Professor: Oh!
[Cut to The Utonium Residence]
Buttercup: What the heck happened?
Blossom: This place is a mess!
Bubbles: Oh no! Look!
Buttercup: Oh no!
Blossom: Someone's kidnapped the Professor!
Bubbles: (Thinking while sticking tongue out) Hmm... I wonder if that flying pirate ship I saw in town had anything to do with it.
Buttercup: You saw a flying pirate ship? Why didn't you say something?
Bubbles: We see weird stuff all the time!
Buttercup: True dat.
Blossom: I don't know what flying pirate villains want with the Professor, but were gonna find them! And make them pay!
[The girls fly out of the house and break the front of the pirate ship, but the pirates shoot out something that causes the to buildings break. The pirates are cackling.]