(Theme Song)
(A sign is shown that says "WOOLY'S RAGTIME MINI-GOLF" as the camera zooms out)
Wooly: Welcome to Wooly's Ragtime Mini-Golf. (As a father and his son walk in) Come on in, folks. Have a golf-tastic time. (The "WOOLY" part of the sign falls off and hits him on the head as he lightly groans and rubs it) What's-a-doodle?
(The camera zooms in the place as people golf and goes to 3 Powerpuff Girls)
Bubbles: (Looks at a animatronic rabbit) Aw! look at his little trumpet! He's so cute! (the animatronic rabbit breaks down, holding the trumpet, it's eye popping out)
Buttercup: Yeah... I don't think cute is the right word here. I mean, seriously, what is up with this place?
Blossom: (Holding a small notepad and a pencil) Well, actually, the history of Wooly's Ragtime Mini-Golf is quite fascinating. (A cartoon shortly plays) You see, the whole park is based off the 1930's cartoon character Owlie Boop.
Buttercup: (Blows her tongue) Don't care. Bubbs, what's the wind speed?
Bubbles: (Using her pigtail for the weather) Coming from the northeast approximately 1.2 miles per hour. Wait. (Holds both her pigtails) 1.3.
Buttercup: Got it. (Hits the ball with her club which goes up a small hill and into the trumpet as it gets blown out of it back on track and into the hole as Bubbles gasps) Yeah! (Zips to Blossom as she writes on the notepad and takes it from her) What's my score? (Surprised) What? -7? But I'm doing great.
Blossom: Buttercup, that's 7 under par. You are doing great. That's all golf is scored.
Buttercup: Wait, bad is good? (Throws the notepad at Blossom's face as it falls on the ground) Then get ready to watch me do terrible! (Blossom sighs in annoyance)
(As Buttercup excels every golf course, she attracts people's attention)
Blossom and Bubbles: WHOO-HOO!
(Blossom and Bubbles, as Buttercup is at the final hole with the mascot Owlie Boop moving around, all the people are surrounded behind her)
Buttercup: (Breathes in her nose and breathes out)
Janitor: (Holding a microphone) If she can sink this, she will be the first person in Townsville history to unlock a perfect game of mini-golf.
Wooly: Hey, Ralph, someone left a pretty bad mess in the bathroom, better get in there.
Janitor: (Walking off) Oh, poo.
(Buttercup zips into the sky and winks, flips flying backwards, fiercely hitting the ball which hits Owlie's ear which goes into the sky)
Plane Guy: Ah, the website media can see the city of Townsville... (the ball hits the bottom of the plane) Whoa! (Blossom and Bubbles' eyes variously move looking at the ball hitting everything at the same pace going through Owlie Boop's moving legs as it gets to the edge of the hole and it goes in making Blossom, Bubbles, and the rest of the people cheer)
Buttercup: YEAH-UH-YES! I DID IT!
Bubbles: (Walks to Buttercup wearing men's clothes holding a stick, using it as a microphone) Buttercup, you just golfed the perfect game. What are you gonna do next?
Buttercup: (As Bubbles holds the stick in front of her) I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. (Zips to the hole her ball went in and takes it out, about to leave) I'm gonna take my game-winning ball and go home. (Gets stopped)
Wooly: (The camera zooms out to him next to a warning sign) Oh, no, you're not. All balls must be returned to Owlie Boop's nest (dramatically) or else!
Buttercup: (Blandly, unfazed) Or else what?
Wooly: (Still dramatically) You don't wanna know. (Drops the act) Anyway, these balls don't pay for themselves. So put it back.
Buttercup: Aw, come on, man, it's my game-winning ball! I totally earned it.
Blossom: Buttercup, you heard Wooly. The ball's not yours. Put it back.
Buttercup: Fine.
Blossom: Good. (Walks away)
Buttercup: (About to put the ball in, stops and gasps) Wait a minute. (Gets out a similar shaped ball) Gilly's Golf-Ball Shaped Gum. (Takes the wrapper off with a smirk, puts it in her mouth and chews it) Okay, that really helped me think.
Bubbles: (While Buttercup looks back at her as she talks to an deformed animatronic fish) Hello, sir, what are your thoughts on today's game? (Holds the stick towards it as its head gets covered with fire and falls on the ground) Fascinating.
Buttercup: (Rapidly flies over and takes her hair tie as it falls off, going back) Bubbs, I need your hair tie, thanks.
Bubbles: You're welcome.
(Buttercup, holding the hair tie, takes a blue ball from it, and throws it in the nest's hole)
Owlie Boop Wooden Sign: Thank you, thank you, now you're done, thank you, thank you, (slows down in a creepy manner) that was fun.
Buttercup: (Creeped out) Yeesh. (Flies over to her sisters, hugging Blossom's face talking rapidly) Okay, ball's back, let's go.
Wooly: And don't forget where you park. (Laughs creepily)
Blossom: We flew here.
Wooly: (Stops) Oh. Then just leave. (Continues as the 3 Girls float up and stops, floating home)
Buttercup: Wow, that dude is creepy.
Blossom: This whole place is creepy. (The camera, creepily with creepy music, stays on Owlie Boop with her one out-of-place ear)
(The Powerpuff Girls' house is shown in the night sky at the exterior as the camera zooms in on their room as they are in bed, Blossom and Bubbles, who are sleeping as Bubbles is hugging Octi)
Buttercup: (Looks to see if her 2 sisters are asleep, which they already are, and takes her ball out from under her pillow) Good job today, DImples. (As she hugs it) I have a feeling you're gonna bring me nothing but luck from now on. (Kisses it, puts it back under her pillow, and goes back to sleep)
(The scene transitions back to Wooly's Ragtime Mini-Golf as Owlie Boop wakes up, opening her eyes, walking out from the final hole stadium and walks away)
(Back in the Powerpuff Girls' room in bed)
Blossom: (Sighs) Bubbles, you're super sleep punching in your sleep again.
Bubbles: Sorry.
Owlie Boop: (Voice) Hooty-hoot, hooty, hoot!
Blossom: Bubbles, you're hooting your sleep again.
Bubbles: Sorry.
(An explosion is heard in the background)
Blossom: Ugh, Bubbles. We both know what that was.
Bubbles: That wasn't me.
(Bubbles farts)
Bubbles: Okay. That was me.
Blossom: Ugh, Buttercup.
Buttercup: Ugh, I’ll get the window.