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(Theme Song)
(Opening scene: Cut to the sign that says "Townsville Zen-Aissance Fair")
Narrator: Hey, there, groovy people. Today is the Townsville Zen-Aissance Fair! It's all peace and love and-
Buttercup: Ugh! I hate this place! Why did you guys drag me to this lame-fest? Where's the monster trucks? Where's the alligator wrestling? Where is anything cool around here?!
Blossom: Buttercup, you always have a really bad attitude about everything.
Buttercup: Hmm. Thanks.
Blossom: You have to learn how to relax a little- Oh! (Her heads bumps into a shelf, rubs her head) like this guy. (Picks up a magazine) “Let Chillaxi Help You Relaxi.” (Goes to Buttercup) Check it out! He’s got a free class tomorrow.
Buttercup: I’ve got a better idea. (She snatches the magazine out of Blossom’s hand, then folds it into an origami.)
Blossom: Ooh- (Buttercup uses her laser eyes to burn the magazine to ashes. Blossom gasps)
Buttercup: Why would I want to take a class that teaches you to sit on your butt and be boring?
Blossom: Meditation isn’t about sitting and being boring. It’s about achieving inner peace and not getting distracted by what’s going on around you.
(A big tree foot stomps on the stand, Blossom is startled.)
Bubbles: Wow, (Turns to Blossom, who turns to Bubbles) he’s good.
Manboy: Attention, citizens of “Wimpsville”, I am… Manboy! (His mustache grows muscles.)
Bubbles: (confused) Manboy?
Manboy: All the power of a man in the body of a boy. (He shaves his mustache, then it grows back.)
All: Eww!
Manboy: (Points finger at the girls) This town used to be a man’s town! (Flexes muscles) Where men were men! And boys were men! Townsville needs to get back to its manly roots. And if that means destroying this hippie carnival, then so be it. Unless there’s somebody here man enough to stop me!
Man #1: Nah we’re good.
Buttercup: This day finally got interesting. (Flies to Manboy) If your lookin’ for a fight, Ol’ Buttercup can satisfy your need for a beat down!
Manboy: (laughing) Why don’t you go play with your dollies, Princess?
Buttercup: Princess? (in shock) did you just call me princess?
Blossom: Uh-oh.
Manboy: Listen, Princess, I- (Gets punched by Buttercup, then falls on a stand) (growls) Think you can fight me like a man, princess?
Buttercup: Don’t… Call… Me… Princess! (Manboy uses his muscles to control his tree, which then punches her) (she spits out a piece of dirt)
Manboy: Your girly ways are no match for my Manbot. I control him purely with my manly will!
(Buttercup flies to the Manbot, but it punches her.)
Fortune Teller: I see great pain in your future. (Buttercup lands on the bystander, then flies away) That’ll be 5 bucks.
Buttercup: (growls, punches a hole through Manbot, then goes to fight Manboy) Don’t… Call Me… Princess! (Buttercup throws Manboy into the city)
Manboy: You throw like a giiiiiiiiiirl!
Buttercup: Nobody… Calls Me… PRINCESS! You. (Flies to Manbot) I’ll show you princess! (Punches an arm off of Manbot’s body)
Fortune Teller: I see more pain in your future.
Man #2: What? Oh, no no no no- Ah! (Manbot’s arm falls on him)
Fortune Teller: 5 bucks please.
(Sequence of Buttercup fighting Manboy, then Blossom and Bubbles trying to restrain her, but they are too weak.)
Blossom: Buttercup? (x2) (Buttercup’s eyes open to Blossom giving her an angry look)
Buttercup: Woah… (Zoom out to the place in shambles) what happened?
Blossom: You happened. (Zoom in to Buttercup tied up in red ribbons) This is the third time this month you’ve had an episode like this! Your uncontrollable anger is beginning to be a serious problem!
Buttercup: Ah, please, it’s not like I’ve hurt anyone. Isn’t that right, Bubbles? (Bubbles turns her head to Buttercup, whom she has a purple eye.) Aw, man, I did that? Maybe I do have a problem.
Blossom: It’s ok, Buttercup, (she pulls out a magazine) I think I’ve got an idea. “🎵 Guru Chillaxi🎵”
Chillaxi: Welcome to Chillaxi’s Dojo of Chillaxitude. In this class, I will teach you how to find that missing piece of inner piece you’ve been peacing for.
Buttercup: (grumbles) is there going to be a quiz?
Chillaxi: Nope.
Blossom: Ooh! can there be a quiz?
Chillaxi: Hmm, it’s not really the-
Bubbles: Mr. Guru, on the quiz, can I use my Lucky Bunny Pencil?
Chillaxi: No.
Bubbles: Aww.
Chillaxi: No, like, there isn’t gonna be a quiz so there’s no need to use a pencil on it.
Blossom: That’s ok, Bubbles. I brought pens. (she pulls out three pens)
Chillaxi: Uh, why did you bring pens?
Blossom: In case there’s a quiz. I always have pens.
Chillaxi: So you just walk around looking for quizzes?
Blossom: I don’t understand the question.
Buttercup: (crosses her arms) Now you see why I'm so angry all the time?
Chillaxi: There are two sides of all of us: fire and water. Fire is all about force. Water is force without effort. To be at peace, one must find balance between fire and water. (The scene pauses. Zoom out revealing it was a video)
Blossom: Nice presentation.
Chillaxi: (Hits the gong again and is then seen posing on top of a tall pole) Ok. Now show me your flow. (The girls are then seen on top of their own poles)
Blossom: (sways her arms) Floooooow.
Bubbles: (copies Blossom) Floooooow.
Buttercup: (tries to sway her arms too) Floooo-WHOA-OA-OA! (she loses her balance and falls off her pole)
Chillaxi: (To Buttercup) I think I see your problem.
(Cut to Buttercup and Chillaxi on the roof)
Chillaxi: You are very gifted, but your anger is blocking you.
Buttercup: What do you know about anger anyway?