(Theme Song)
(The episode starts when Blossom floats through the bedroom door and stops midair holding something.)
Blossom: Girls, I finished my cold fusion generator! (Her eyes turn dreamy) With this, we can power the entire planet!
Buttercup: (Floats to Blossom and knocks the generator out of her hands) No time for that! (Drags Blossom with her as a green monsterlike thing floats out from it) Get a load of this! (Floats over to Bubbles, who is on the computer) Tell her, Bubbs, tell her!
Bubbles: "Penguin Pete's Started Global Warming To Sell More Ice Cream!"
Blossom: There's no way that's true. Where are you reading this nonsense?
Bubbles: The Townsville Muck Bucket! It's the news you can use that get selfies!
Blossom: I don't think...
Bubbles: So you better not snooze.
Blossom: Hmm, that's a long a slogan.
Buttercup: They print the news that others are afraid to. Like this one. "Tiny Mayor Found Under Mayor's Hat." Whoa, mind blown! (Imitates an explosion that quiets down after exploding)
Blossom: (Annoyed and surprised) What? No way!
Buttercup: (Floats next to Blossom) Bloss, it's on the Internet, so you know it's gotta be true.
Bubbles: (Also floats next to Blossom) Look at this.
Blossom: "The Majority Of Home Accidents Are Caused By Dangerous Hair Bows." (Scoffs) (In slow-motion, hitting Bubbles' eye with her bow) That's ri-di-cu-lo-us.
Bubbles: Ow, my eye! (Rubs her eye)
Blossom: (Gasps) Oh, no, it's true!
Buttercup: (Floats to the computer) If you think that's bad, I got something worse. (Clicks on it)
Blossom: Mojo plans to cook kittens?! (All 3 Girls gasp)
Bubbles: Kittens are for cuddling, not cooking!
(In Mojo's lab, Mojo is cooking soup while he is singing and takes a taste with a spoon that he was using.)
Mojo Jojo: Mmm. Yummy, so tasty.
(The Powerpuff Girls punch a giant hole in the lab appearing.)
Blossom: Your kitty cooking days are over, Mojo Jojo!
Mojo Jojo: (Laughs maniacally) You will never stop me! (Stops, confused) Actually, wait. Cooking kitties? You must misunderstand. (Buttercup, Blossom, and Bubbles punch him one person at a time and they fly out of another hole in the lab)
Buttercup: That monkey will never learn.
(The kitties are still in the lab and one of them licks Mojo's head.)
Mojo Jojo: Mojo is so broken.
(The scene switches back to the 3 Girls)
Blossom: Good thing we read the news or we wouldn't have been able to save those cats.
Bubbles: If we wanted to save those cats, shouldn't we have taken them with us?
Buttercup: (Mud gets thrown on her face and holds her knuckle) All right, who just ordered a knuckle sandwich?
(A crowd boos at them)
Man With A Green Hat: Down with the Powerpuff Girls!
Blossom: What?
Man Wit A Green Hat: Oh, don't play dumb. (Takes out his phone) The Muck Bucket says that Bubbles puts innocent hamsters in jail!
Bubbles: It's not true. It's called a cage. (Cries as Buttercup comforts her)
Blossom: Hey, Bubbles wouldn't do anything like that!
Brown Skinned Woman: Unlike your story. (Takes out her tablet) Coming from someone who doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom!
Man With A Green Hat: Not after she porta-pooping?
Brown Skinned Woman: Oh, no, she didn't.
Blossom: WHAT?! (Blushes, embarrassed)
Buttercup: (Laughs) Porta-poopy. Classy. OK, what else have you got on my dorky sisters? (Takes a tablet given to her) "Buttercup Wears A Toupee?" (While throwing the tablet back) What? Lies, lies, and slander!
Brown Skinned Woman: It's from the Internet, so you know it's true!
Buttercup: Touche.
Brown Skinned Woman: (While pointing at Buttercup) Let's get 'em!
(The mob takes out their devices with mob weapons on them)
Buttercup: (Nervous) Right, look at the time. It's a... We have a thing to... (Floats away pushing her sisters) Go, go, go! (They fly away as the mob chases them and zip away into an alley and put their backs on a wall as they sigh in relief)
Bubbles: (Sees that the mob are gone and stays a little away from the wall, looking at her sisters) Guys, are cages really hamster jails? (Wells up with tears)
Buttercup: I don't wear a toupee. This is home spung silk here.
Blossom: