(Theme Song)
(The episode starts with Bianca and Barbarus on TV with Bianca and her stylish gorilla sister)
TV Announcer: Silk, style, and everything vile. These were the ingredients that once made the terrible twosome, the Fashionistas! (Barbarus happily growls and waves her hand and pictures of their past deeds as criminals are shown) Bianca and Barbarus were once the most well dressed supervillains in Townsville, obsessed with achieving fame by any means necessary. (The both of them smile and points their pinkies up) Recently released from jail, they're determined to make good on their lives and they've got an invention to prove it. But have they truly redeemed themselves? Find out on tonight's episode of The Turn Around Tank! (Blossom, in the middle of the couch, is smiling, Bubbles is eating popcorn from a bowl, and Buttercup is laying down on her side with an annoyed face)
Bubbles: (While eating popcorn) Fashionistas? Good guys? I don't buy it.
Buttercup: Yeah. Once a bad dude, always a bad dude.
Blossom:Buttercup, they haven't committed any crimes since getting out of jail. You can't just put people behind bars because you don't like them.
Buttercup: I could've in Buttercupsylvania. (Blossom looks at her annoyed)
Chad: (On TV sitting on a chair with two other people) Okay, Fashionistas, what have you got for us?
Bianca: (Sitting in Barbarus's hand) I'm so glad you asked. We're out of the slammer and here to bring to glamour! (Taps her selfie scepter) Introducing the smoojhi. (A TV screen that says "SMOOJHI" appears as a man and a woman appear on a rising platform flipping their smoojhis, which is on their necks)
Man With Glasses: Hmm, it looks like a scarf.
Bianca: (With an readable unimpressive look on her face) Oh, yes. (Drops the unimpressive face) But, can a smoojhi look more like this? (Snaps her fingers and 4 women come out with their smoojhis on their waist, head, a little bit in the middle of a belly and over the shoes, on a head, and looks like a hoodie and they all pose)
Chad, Man With Glasses, and Pink Haired Lady: Ooh!
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: (Sighs in awe)
Buttercup: Whoa, look at that one! It looks like a ninja mask. (A girl wearing said smoojhi ninja mask is shown)
Bianca: Every smoojhi is a 100% Fashionista made. (Taps her selfie scepter and a business plan poster is shown) And all here in our 30 page business plan, complete with graphs, charts, and (Takes a picture of her and Barbarus) selfies are best!
Blossom: Whoa! Look at that use of venn diagrams!
Bubbles: Yeah, but what's their projected sales net worth?
Bianca: And for every smoojhi you buy, (Picks up a puppy wearing a smoojhi on it's ears) one goes to a puppy on Puppy Island.
Bubbles: (Spits the popcorn on Blossom, with a disgusted look on her face) Puppy Island?! They have to invest! (Screams in excitement dropping the bowl)
Bianca: (A TV screen with their store shows up) Ohhhh, did I mention there was our name in our store, as in right now? (Close-up of her holding her selfie scepter) And if you don't have one, people will make fun of you. (Close-up of her face) Go buy now! Go now!
(Buttercup flies away, comes back, and puts the Professor on the floor)
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: PROFESSOR! Can we get it, can we get it?!
Bianca: And don't forget to take a selfie with your smoojhi and tag it with our slogan "Hashtag LooksAreEverything!"
Professor: Looks are everything? Well, that's a terrible slogan. There's no way I'm buying those for you.
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: But, Professor!
Professor: (Kneels down) Girls, that is not a good motto to live by and if that's what the smoojhis represent, then it's not right to support it. Do you understand?
Buttercup: No.
Blossom and Bubbles: Yes, Professor.
Professor: Come on, cheer up, girls. I'm sure the other parents are telling their kids the exact same thing. (All 3 Girls sadly look down as the scene switches to Midway Elementary School in the hallway)
Ginnafrey: No smoojhis? Are you allergic to cool? (A girl next to her blows her gum as the other students laugh)
Blossom: Uh, well, don't forget about that student council meeting tomorrow, everyone.
Girl With Glasses: Uh, well... Uh, Blossom, we need to talk.
(Blossom, with a small smile on her face, is sadly walking on the sidewalk with her sisters)
Blossom: I can't believe they kicked me out of student council. My future is ruined. All because I don't have a... (Hears Bianca on a TV screen)
Bianca: Smoojhiiiii! Come buy a Fashionista smoojhi because (The said slogan from their house is shown on three screens) looks are everything!
(Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup see the store and walk right up to it pressing their faces on the window sadly sighing)
Bianca: Well, well, if it isn't the Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: Oh, the Fashionistas.
Bubbles: We were just admiring your smoojhis.
Buttercup: Yeah, pretty impressed you've gone legit.
Bianca: (Laughs) Yes, we've left our criminal past behind us. And to prove it, we'd like to give you some complimentary smoojhis. (Gestures them which are in Barbarus's hands)
Bubbles: (Squeals)
Buttercup: Heck, yeah!
Blossom: (Pulls them down onto the sidewalk) No, girls. You know we can't have smoojhis. The Professor made that very clear.
Bianca: (Unimpressed) Oh, please. You're gonna take fashion advice from your father?
Blossom: It's not that. It's what the smoojhi represents is...
Bianca: Is pastiche. Honey, listen. If you want to get ahead in this world, you need to dress for respect.
(Blossom's eyes turn big as her irises shrink and she starts dreaming)
Blossom: (In a student council office wearing a smoojhi, sitting in a chair in her dream)
Girl Without Glasses (In dream): Whoa. President Blossom, we're so glad we reinstated you into student council as our president.
Security Guard (In dream): Ms. President. NASA called. You're so awesome and respected that they hired you as Super President... of Space. (A crash in the wall is heard) Oh, and your 5:00 is here.
Jared (In dream): (Comes out of space shuttle) Blossom, my darling! I've come to bring you your Nobel Peace Prize.
Blossom (In dream): Oh, my goodness! That's the 5th one this month, but I'm not surprised. (Touches her smoojhi on her head) With this smoojhi, I dress to impress, even the best. (Blossom blinks and she and Jared laugh)
(Back to reality with Blossom and Bubbles laughing, Buttercup looking at them as Blossom blushes and she and Bubbles stop laughing)
Bubbles: Uh, why are we laughing?
Blossom: (Clearing her throat) I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have a smoojhi, if it's for the future of the nation. (Barbarus slides to them from behind and Bianca sits sideways with her selfie scepter)
Bianca: Say (singsong) looks are everything! (Takes a picture of her and Barbarus with the 3 Girls)
(A barrage of pictures of Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup with their smoojhis at school, student council, sitting in a seat on the bus while looking at Mojo Jojo in the window, fighting him and having smoothies, going home, and opening the door with the Professor at the opening of the door, angry and disappointed, with the same expression in the house)
Professor: Girls, I thought I made myself clear when I said I didn't want you wearing Fashionista merchandise.
Blossom: But, Professor, we got these smoojhis for free.
Professor: It's not the price, it's the principle. Wearing their product shows you endorse their message. Now give them here. (The put their smoojhis in his hand)
Professor: (With the smoojhis in hand) I'm going down to the lab and I'm taking these smoojhis with me.
Buttercup: Well, that was a bust.
Blossom: Well, guess I'm gonna get kicked out of student council... (Lying down on the couch) again.
Buttercup: (Grabs the remote and starts clicking on it) Come on, let's drown our sorrow in some good old Space Towtruck.
Bubbles: It's your turn to make the popcorn, Blossom.
Blossom: Okay. (Floats up from the couch and the scene switches to the kitchen that Blossom is in carrying a bowl of popcorn as she sees the Professor writing notes in his lab and the 3 smoojhis on a table) Hmm.
(The scene switches to Bianca, with her selfie scepter that she looks at as the graph line goes up of the smoojhis being supported, and Barbarus is seen behind her, looking at it as well)
Bianca: Ooh. Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls, smoojhis are trending big-time. Everything's going just as planned. (Extends her selfie scepter which has a button on it) Now's the time to use the selfie scepter to enact our plan and build our fanbase. (Pushes the button)
(At Penguin Pete's)
Ginnafrey: So, anyway, like I was saying, I told her... (She and the 2 girls' smoojhis wrap around their faces with red eyes walk out)
Ginnafrey and the 2 Girls: Fashionistas.
Penguin Pete's Waitress: You gonna pay for those right? (Her smoojhi wraps around her face as we see, at Midway Elementary School, a cat's and Barry's smoojhis wrap around their faces as well)
Barry: Fashionistas.
People With Their Groceries At The Grocery Store: (Their smoojhis wrap around their faces and they drop their small grocery baskets) Fashionistas.
(At the Powerpuff Girls' house)
Space Towtruck Announcer: (With the character in the middle in between the show's name) See you next week for another episode of Space Towtruck.
Bubbles: Hey, didn't you ever notice that Space Cat and Cat Kent are never in the same place at the same time?
Buttercup: Oh, man, you gotta check out this fanfic I wrote about that.
Nick: (It wasn't seen, but he's also wearing a wrapped-around-his-face-smoojhi) Breaking news.
Bob: (With a smoojhi wrapped around his face) The Fashionistas are turning Townsille into a glamourous metropolis of glamour (Points at himself) and this reporter loves it. Now, here's Nick with the 5-day forecast.
Nick: The Fashionistas are hot, hot, hot. Back to you, Bob.
Bob: They sure are, Nick. Let's hear what the Fashionistas have to say.
Bianca: (At the center of town with her face on giant screens and a close-up of her and Barbarus) Finally. We're the celebrities we were always meant to be, Barbie.
Bob: And with that selfie scepter, they can get anything they want.
Bianca: Attention, followers, your marvelous idols have some requests. Bring us a non-fat almond milk skinny double chai latte. (A man waks over with the cup and she takes it) Why, thank you.
Nick: Totally hot, Bob.
Bianca: (Clears her throat) We desire all of Townsville's diamonds, even the tiny ones. (A man in a helicopter appears with a net full of tiny diamonds)
Bob: (Laughs a little) Well, diamonds are a girl's best friend. And with their new Powerpuff Girl bodyguard, they're unstoppable.
Bianca: (Singsong) Blossom. (Snaps her fingers and Blossom appears next to her)
Buttercup: WHAT?! That reversable turncoat! I can't believe she went back and put on her smoojhi!
Professor: (Off-screen and is shown in the room really angry) WHAT?! Blossom put on her smoojhi after I specifically told her not to? (Breaks his tablet) Girls, get in the car! We're going to get your sister!
(All 3 of them are in the car on the same road where the center of town is)
Buttercup: (Small voice) Uh, are you sure you don't want us to fly?
Professor: No! There's some things a dad just has to do. (Stops the car and steps out) Stay in the car, girls.
Buttercup: (Opens the door and flies to the top of it hiding) Don't worry, Professor, we're right behind...
Professor: CAR! (Buttercup and Bubbles goes in and closes the door)
Professor: (Pushing through the crowd) Excuse me. I need to speak with my daughter. BLOSSOM! (Pointing at her)
Bianca: (Pointing out at the Professor in confusion) Who is that tacky milkman?
Barbarus: (Growls in confusion)
Professor: (Walks up to Blossom) Now, look here. Don't give me that blank stare, young lady. I asked you to take off that smoojhi 2 times now. Oh, I'm very disappointed in you.
Buttercup: Uh-oh. He's giving her the another finger wag-disappointed stare combo.
Bubbles: SHE'S DOOMED!
(Back to the Professor)
Professor: As you live under my roof, you have to follow my rules.
Bianca: (Annoyed) This is getting old fast. (Holding her selfie scepter) Blossom, shoo this milkman away, will you?
Professor: And furthermore... (Blossom lifts him up) B-BLOSSOM! (Throws him onto the car)
Buttercup and Bubbles: PROFESSOR!
Buttercup: Are you sure you don't need us to...?
Professor: (Gets off the car) Stay in the car, girls. (Walks back up and gets thrown on the car again)
Bubbles: We can take her on.
Professor: (Getting off the car) Stay... in... the... car! (Gets thrown on the car for the last time)
Buttercup and Bubbles: PROFESSOR!
Professor: CAR! (Walks back to Blossom) All right, I've just had enough of...
Bianca: (Annoyed) Ugh. Give it a rest.
Professor: You! You're a bad influence on my daughters!
Buttercup: Whoa, he's gone full bad!
Professor: Stop manipulating my daughter!
Bianca: (Extends her selfie scepter) Step back, you outdated poser! (Professor takes the scepter from her) (Screams) He's got our selfie scepter! (Barbarus growls and chases Professor around)
Bubbles: Are you sure don't need any...?
Professor: No. Stay in the car. (Still running and trips over a smoojhi, throwing the selfie scepter onto the giant screen in the center and it explodes as the smoojhis come off the townspeople's faces)
Penguin Pete's Waitress: You still gotta pay for those.
(Bianca and Barbarus fall onto the ground)
Male Fashion Police Officer: Fashion police.
Female Fashion Police Officer: Guess you're out of glamour.
Male Fashion Police Officer: (Holding handcuffs) And into the slammer.
(Blossom falls onto the ground sliding to the Professor's feet and looks up at him with an angry and disappointed look on his face)
(The scene switches to the Powerpuff Girls' house where the Professor is relaxing on a deck chair reading a newspaper as Blossom flies back to him)
Blossom: Okay. Finished. I pulled out all the weeds, cleaned the gutters, and washed the car.
Buttercup: Can we get out of the car now?
Professor: No! (Takes out the car keys) Because we're going out for ice cream. (Blossom smiles)
(Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup and the Professor are eating ice cream as he laughs)
Narrator: And now the day is saved thanks to Professor Utonium and the power of good parenting.
(Episode ends)