Note: Captain Bloss is a conjectural name for this article; its official name has not been confirmed.
Captain Bloss is a song sung by an unnamed singer and partially by Blossom in the episode Home, Sweet Homesick. In this song, Blossom learns that there are times to learn, and times to have fun.
Lyrics[]
Lead Singer: Dipper Camp to Captain Bloss,
You got the thing you really want,
Think it over.
Think it o...ver... now...
Are you really happy now?
(5, 4, 3, 2, 1,)
Blossom, flying through the sky,
You really wanted more,
But now you wonder why,
You are Blossom,
High above the earth,
You're floating in a tin can,
You wonder what it's worth,
There's a time to learn,
Please just make a turn,
Blossom, try to have some fun.
Wendy Q. Dallen: (Pre-recorded video on the rocket ship's monitor, spoken) Hello. I'm Dr. Wendy, and you are sitting in an actual rocket ship donated by NASA to Camp Big Dipper. Do you wanna know something? Going to camp was the most important step to becoming who I am today, because I learned that work is important, but our time spent with friends is even more so. So don't be afraid to be a kid, you only get one chance at it.
Lead Singer: Dipper Camp to Captain Bloss,
Please change your course, and have some fun!
Can you hear me, Captain Bloss?
Can you hear me, Captain Bloss? (Please respond.)
Do you see that space octopus?
(You see it, right? It's right there.)
Blossom: It's all very clear,
Now this song is done,
I might not get the thing I want,
But I can still have fun.
Trivia[]
- This song is a parody of the 1969 song Space Oddity by David Bowie.