(Theme Song)
(At the playground outside of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten, as the kids stop, they see Blossom got blasted into the sand.)
Blossom: Ooh. (Puts her hand on her head, rubbing it)
Morbucks: (Floating, wearing a similar Powerpuff outfit in yellow. Growls.) That's for saying I cheated at kickball.
Buttercup: (Floats to Morbucks) Dude, you did cheat.
Morbucks: (Blasts Buttercup out with power gloves) Obviously. But you didn't have to say it!
Bubbles: (Floats over fast to Morbucks and punches out of the sky) Tag, you're it!
Barry: (Walks out of the school doors carrying cupcakes on a tray) Ooh, boy, my Roswell cupcakes came out perfectly. They look just like real aliens. (Looks at the sky) Huh?
Morbucks: (Screams as she falls down onto the tray ruining the cupcakes covered in green icing and groans loudly in disgust) Who do you think you... are? (Calms down)
(A vision of a man appears, but reverts back to Barry wearing a tuxedo.)
Barry Vision Dream: You okay, lady? (A dream vision of Morbucks wearing a golden yellow dress appears) Lady. My lady. (Twirls around, picking her up, turning her around, and puts her down, looking at her romantically) Hey, cupcake.
Morbucks: (Gasps) Cupcake. Say that again.
Barry: (Reality) My cupcakes!
Morbucks: (Tiny laugh) How do you know green is my favorite color?
Ms. Keane: (Angry, opening the door) And just what is going on out here?
Kash Money Krew Brown Skinned Boy: (As Muscle Woman pulls Blossom's hair with another boy pulling her legs, the tiger playing with a stick ball that Bubbles is holding, and Buttercup holding the rapper by the end of his gold chain about to punch him.) Aw, snap, it's Ms. Keane! Cheese it!
Barry: (As Morbucks holds his finger with her tiny hands) Aw, geez, I'm a mess.
Morbucks: That makes two of us. (Tiny laugh) (The brown skinned boy grabs the tray with Morbucks sitting on it) Wait! (As she gets carried away) What's your name?
Bubbles: Bye, guys! (She, Blossom, and Buttercup float over to Barry)
Barry: (Looking at the tray on the ground) Aw, that lady ruined my cupcakes.
Bubbles: Sorry, Barry. Morbucks is just a big meanie.
Blossom: Yeah, and if I know her, Morbucks is already hard at work devising her next evil plan.
(The scene transitions to Morbucks sitting on her bed in her room at her mansion.)
Morbucks: (Going through the yearbook) Who was he? (Stops on the page tracing a heart around Barry's picture) Barry Geraldo Mackerbacker. (Sighs in relaxation and puts the yearbook down, climbing down her bed) (Looking at her mirror) Why can't I stop thinking about him? The way he looked at me with those blue eyes and called me (Gasps romantically) cupcake. (A vision comes back with Morbucks in her golden yellow dress walking over to a piano that Barry, playing it, putting her arms on the piano, as Barry waves his hand in a romantic manner and winks at her, a heart coming out of it, hitting her, with a heart in a background, causing her to fall on her bed.) (Sighs romantically) Cupcake.
(The scene transitions to the school's cafeteria)
Blossom: Sorry our superhero fight yesterday destroyed your cupcakes, Barry.
Barry: These things happen.
Blossom: I can help you make new ones. I happen to have an excellent recipe for prune green crunch icing.
Buttercup: Yeah, they're great. If you like things that taste terrible.
Barry: Thanks, Blossom. That sounds swell.
Cornelius: (Clears his throat) Mr. Mackerbacker, you're cordially invited to dine at Princess Morbucks' table.
Bubbles: Whoa. That's in the fancy part of the lunchroom.
(A purple curtain parts away as another Cornelius lookalike plays romantic, fancy music on a violin with a string lifter)
Buttercup: Sweet. Fine-dining, here we come. (Throws her tray onto Cornelius' head) Bubbles, fetch my fancy pants.
Bubbles: Okay.
Cornelius: Apparently, young commoners, this invitation is just for Mr. Mackerbacker.
Barry: (Walks away) Okay. See ya. (He walks over to the table and lightly pulls on the skirt on the table) Cool, this table's got a skirt.
Morbucks: (Voice) Hello, Barry. (Puts a foot down on a stair, wearing white pearls as a necklace, a long red dress, white gloves, and black heels with white socks.)
Barry: (Sits on a chair) Hey, you're that lady who ruined my cupcakes.
Morbucks: (Gasps romantically) He remembers me. (As she walks in) I have this meal specially made by 14 of the world's most expensive chefs. (Snaps her fingers as Cornelius lookalikes appear putting their plated food, bread sticks, and a lobster bib on Barry.)
Barry: My mom makes me wear one of these, too.
Morbucks: (As a Cornelius lookalike pushes her into the table on her chair) Oh, Barry, (Pushes the bread sticks away) let's do away with all the play talk. (Snaps her fingers and a lit candle appears on the table) We've been dancing around each other for too long.
Barry: Oh, I wasn't dancing. That's just the way I walk. My doctors said I've got crooked ankles.
Morbucks: Barry, I worry about us. I mean, a girl like me, a boy like you. What would people say? We can't, Barry. (Clenches her hand dramatically) We mustn't.
Barry: Hey, my napkin is a swan.
Morbucks: But, Barry, there's no denying what's between us.
Barry: You mean the table?
Morbucks: (As she and Barry look in each other's eyes) My dear Barry, do you ever think that you and I could sometime... (The bell rings)
Barry: Well, I gotta go. (Takes the plate) Thanks for the eats.
Morbucks: Barry!
Barry: (Walks back) Oh, I almost forgot.
Morbucks: Yes?
Barry: (Takes the swan napkin) You're coming with me, little swan.
Morbucks: Barry, wait! (Sighs and blows out the candle)
(Back at Morbucks Campaign Headquarters, renamed Club Morbucks.)
Morbucks: Kash Money Krew, you're the best friends money can buy, and by that I mean I payed you all to be friends with me.
Muscle Woman: Gotta get that money!
Kash Money Krew Rapper: (Raps) Yeah!
Tiger: (Growls)
Morbucks: Can I ask you something? Have you ever been... in love?
Kash Money Krew Brown Skinned Boy: I thought I was in love once, but it turns out it was just indigestion. (Burps) Oh.
Kash Money Krew Rapper: I'll be there, man, for reals. (Raps) Yeah!
Tiger: (Growls)
Morbucks: No. I mean, real love.
Muscle Woman: (Walks up to Morbucks while going down on her knees) Morbucks, I may just be a flunky who dig smashing heads and getting paid for it, but let me give you some advice. Wo-man to wo-man. If you love someone, you can't bottle it up, you gotta tell 'em how you feel. You dig?
Morbucks: (Gasps) You're right. I'm gonna tell him. (Lightly jumps onto a small footstool) Wish me luck! Oh, who am I kidding, like I need luck. I'm amazing!
(In the hallway)
Blossom: So just come over anytime tonight, Barry. We'll make those cupcakes in no time.
Barry: Sounds great.
Bubbles: Buttercup, would you rather only talk like a duck or only walk like a penguin?
Buttercup: (Barry puts his book in his locker) Easy. Quack-quack, baby. (All 4 of them scream as the door closes on Barry's hand)
Blossom: (Rapidly opens the door) Oh, my goodness, Barry, I am so sorry. (Holds Barry's hand) Is your hand okay? Let me see. Aw, it looks okay. Does it hurt?
Barry: No, it's okay. (In the hallway, Morbucks gasps and looks at this in shock)
Blossom: (Sighs in relief) Well, see you tonight?
Barry: Yeah.
Female Whisper: Tonight. (The word goes in and out of Morbucks' ears)
Barry: Oh, yeah, cupcakes! (Slow motion) Cupcake.
Morbucks: (With a sad face) But I was his cupcake.
Morbucks' Heart: (Pounds in her chest and comes out) Ouch. (Breaks into tiny pieces leaving a sad and dejected Morbucks as another dream starts with the same vision of Barry playing the same piano as before, wearing the same tuxedo and Morbucks, wearing her yellow gold dress, looking at each other romantically as a beautiful Siren resembling Blossom singing as Barry's eyes become hypnotized)
Morbucks Dream Vision: (As Barry stands up from the piano) Barry, wait, don't listen to that Siren's call. (He also walks into the water) My beloved Barry! (The hypnotized Barry continues to walk into the water to the Siren Blossom, who takes Barry into her arms and stops singing, angrily looking at Morbucks.)
Siren Blossom: Sorry, Morbucks, this boy's all mine now. All mine. (Laughs evilly)
Morbucks Dream Vision: (Gasps in fear) NOOOOOOO!!!!
Morbucks: (At her mansion in her room, throwing the yearbook in the fire in her fireplace) Of course Blossom has always been jealous of what I have. (Turns around with red hot mascara on her fave) My money, my beauty, and now, my heart. (Angrily) Well, Blossom, I won't let you take Barry away from me. I won't let you. CORNELIUS!
Cornelius: (Appears with a band aid on his head) Yes, Princess?
Morbucks: I have a date tonight. I think I'll slip into something a little more destructive. (Laughs as the yearbook burns with Blossom's picture)
(At the Powerpuff Girls' house)
Buttercup: Okay, okay, I got one. Would you rather have hair made out of cheese or every time you eat jelly beans your head into a giant jelly bean?
Bubbles: Hmm, what flavored jelly bean?
Buttercup: Boysenberry.
Bubbles: Aw. I think I'll take the cheese hair.
Blossom: (Floats over to her sisters) Can you two run to the store for me? I forgot to get mashed pralines for the cupcakes and Barry will be here any minute.
Bubbles: Last one there's a Boysenberry jelly bean. (Flies away)
Buttercup: You're on, cheesehead. (Follows Bubbles)
Blossom: (The bell rings and she goes to open it) Hey, Barry, come on in and we can get started and... (Sees Morbucks and she gets hit out of a giant hole in her home)
Morbucks: Hey, Blossom. I hope I'm not interrupting your special night.
Blossom: What are you doing here?
Morbucks: What do you think of my heartbreaker armor? How about you take a closer look? (Blasts to Blossom and punches her)
Blossom: I don't have time for this. (Blows her ice breath on Morbucks, but she breaks free)
Morbucks: I always knew you were cold, but I won't let you take him! (Blasts heat seeking missiles at Blossom)
Blossom: Take who? (Screams, dodges, lands on the ground, and blasts them with laser vision and Morbucks tries to step on her, but Blossom dodges this, too.) I'm just trying to make cupcakes!
Morbucks: How dare you use that word! (Flies up into the sky from boosters, and the gold heart in the middle opens, revealing a red heart inside that breaks apart blasting at Blossom)
Blossom: Uh-oh. (The blow-up from the red heart puts her on the ground in pain as Morbucks grabs her)
Morbucks: Sorry, Blossom, but all is fair in love and war. Take this, you sea hag! (About to finish Blossom off, but Barry appears behind her)
Barry: Blossom? (Morbucks drops her) What is going on?
Morbucks: Barry... I... (Dramatically) I didn't want you to see me like this. I can explain. I did it for us! I couldn't let her come between us. You'd understand, darling. (Barry runs over) Yes. Come to me, my love. (Instead, he runs over to Blossom, and picks her up on her feet)
Barry: Blossom, are you okay?
Blossom: Ooh. (Falls back onto the ground)
Morbucks: What? You... you really do care for her. (Back in the vision) Oh, Barry, it was crazy to think that someone like me and someone like you could make it in this topsy-turvy world. You're a good kid, Barry, but I'd ruin you. Goodbye, Barry. We'll always have cupcakes. (She and Barry both kiss, but in real life he is weirded out, creeped out, and embarrassed by her kissing him as he falls down, sitting) Take good care of him, Blossom. I have many reasons to hate you, but this isn't one of them. (Flies off into the sky with tears in her eyes)
Buttercup: (She and Bubbles come back with the groceries) What just happened?
Blossom: I think the only one who actually knows is Princess Morbucks.
Barry: Come on, let's go make cupcakes. (All 4 of them go back into the house)
(Morbucks is shown sitting on a beach as the episode ends)