[Opening shot: the city skyline during the day.]
Narrator: The city of Townsville! [Cut to Mojo Jojo’s observatory.] Where Mojo Jojo...
[Tilt down quickly to an extreme close-up of a cannon’s breech at the base of the volcano. Mojo lights the fuse and sets off this artillery piece.]
Narrator: [cheerfully] ...is having a blowout!
[Pull back. Mojo stands on a platform next to the cannon; nearby, a sign reading “YARD SALE” is on a stake driven into the ground.]
Mojo: Welcome to Mojo Jojo’s “Everything Must Go” yard sale! [Pull back; people look over various weapons that are scattered about.] Where low, low prices are sure to guarantee that everything will be sold...
[Cut to Harry Pitt, who is looking at a small bit of equipment.]
Mojo: [from o.c.] ...and thus gone from my yard!
Harry: Everything? [Mojo runs up and grabs the boy’s shirt.]
Mojo: Everything!
Harry: [holding up thong underwear] Even these?
Mojo: [blushing] Except those.
Ace: Do you know what would it be cool?
Blossom: The Gangreen Gang! I should've know you guys would be here. Now step away from the Destructo-Ray!
Ace: Not this time, Power puke Girls!
Blossom: Quick, Bubbles. How much money did we have?
Bubbles: Uh, a penny, jack, a paperclip, a piece of wood and oh, a cute little ladybug.
Blossom: That's all we have?
Ace: All right, guys. How much money do we got?
Snake: I got ssssome fake vomit.
Lil' Arturo: I got an old hairball.
Big Billy: Duh, I got a bunch of rocks.
Grubber: (blows raspberry)
Blossom: 100 bucks? Oh, man!
Ace: Looks like you guys can't afford it either.
Buttercup: Yeah, we're going to battle to work for the money so you and you goons don't get your grubby hands off of it!
Ace: Oh yeah! Now if we beat you to it first!
Blossom: We'll see. C'mon, girls. We got some work to do.
Big Billy: Uh, boss. We're not really going work, are we?
Ace: Nah, course not. We're the earn the money the Gangreen way, by stealing it.
Blossom: Think girls, think.