Narrator: Act One: The Setup
(The episode begins with four kids at their lockers)
Ginnafrey: I wish they'd hurry up and post the cast list for the school play. Gah.
Kid #2: What's the point? Blossom always gets the lead.
Kid #3: Yeah! She's the greatest actress ever!
(Indeed she is. Blossom has gotten the lead role in every school play, from Greasy, to the Wizard of Ooze, to Hair Gel, to West Side Story, to the Scary Ghost of the Opera. Blossom enters the school.)
Kid: (off-screen) There she is!