Knock It Off

I wished the episode Knock it Off never happened at all.

I wish that episode didn’t exist as a result.

Season 1: Powerpuff Bluff.

Season 2: A Very Special Blossom.

Season 3: Fallen Arches.

Season 4: Knock it Off.

Season 5: Girls Gone Mild.

Season 6: Sun Scream.

And please don’t attack me with mean comments.

Okay here we go.

I really hate the Season 4 episode Knock it Off because of Dick Hardly aka the worst one shot villain of the whole show.

Knock it Off will remain my least favourite episode of Season 4 and will also remain the absolute worst episode of the original 1998 series in my opinion because of how uncomfortable it is for my personal viewing.

2017 Terence the tractor harvests the Powerpuff Girls for their Chemical X and gets grounded forever.

NOTE: Terence the tractor is a character from Thomas and Friends who was horribly redesigned in 2017.

Terence (2017): Man, i'm so bored. not a single Thomas fan likes me and they all prefer 1984 Terence the tractor just because i don't have a stupid unibrow. what should i do? i know. i'm gonna sap all the Chemical X from the Powerpuff Girls' bodies so that they'll die, because i hate The Powerpuff Girls. once i have the Chemical X, i can have 1984 Terence the tractor crushed to bits instantly!

Later, when modern Terence got to the Powerpuff Girls' house...

Terence (2017): Alright, Powerpuff Girls, your time is up. i have to harvest all three of you for your Chemical X to destroy 1984 Terence the tractor.

Bubbles: No. we won't give you our Chemical X. without it we'll die. and 1984 Terence is a much better tractor than you.

Terence (2017): That wasn't a question! i'm gonna do it whether you guys like it or not!

I harvested the Powerpuff Girls' Chemical X. now to head back home to destroy 1984 Terence the tractor!

When modern Terence got home...

Terence (1984): Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! 2017 me! how dare you kill the Powerpuff Girls by harvesting them for their Chemical X! they are my favorite Cartoon Network characters! you are grounded forever, this means no more plowing for you, Now go to your shed and never come out!

Okay, say in a Jason Vorhees style resurrection (i.e. unintentional/accidental), Dick Hardly comes back with his mind warped and an army of loyal Powerpuff knockoffs. Say he was accidentally resurrected when another scientist was using parts of the knockoffs to create Blisstina. Dick manages to recapture the girls and the Professor and only the scientist and Blisstina know. Blisstina is extremely powerful but having her take on Dick and the knockoffs alone is too risky.

What if the scientist told this to all the main Powerpuff baddies (Mojo Jojo, HIM, Fuzzy Lumpkins, The Rowdyruff Boys, Sedusa, the Ganggreen Gang, the Ameoba Boys, and Princess Morbucks) and they all team up to stop Dick and the knockoffs once and for all as well as free the Powerpuff Girls and the Professor?

The scientist (who I've decided to make a lady) explained that while they want the Powerpuff Girls destroyed, having Dick be the one to do so is worse than all of them! He will have his knockoffs takeover the crime-fighting world, thus giving him complete control of law enforcement, by having the government pay for the knockoffs, he will also gain control of all the wealth in the world. He will end up ruling the world without anyone knowing, and even if they turn him down, his monstrous form will be so menacing that they will have no choice but to submit! Dick Hardly is merciless and has no morals at all. He'll cross all the lines to get what he wants. So if they don't want an even worse bad guy to rule the world and destroy the only obstacle standing in his way, they will help.

Do you think they'll do it?