"Well like hey there kid, thought I would see you here. Got a new toy, wanna play bunny?" Dippy giggled as the pink haired toon walked up near 1998 Cartoon Network (my version), while hiding her hands behind her back.
"Hey, like what are you hiding & sheesh. Always with those silly grins, Dippy & toy?" the brown haired toon muttered.
"Oh yes, kid! I ordered it straight from ACME. Lets give it a test drive! Okies?" Dippy giggled again before with a lowly girlish grunt, the pink haired toon girl pulled a traditional huge wooden mallet from behind her back like magic. With another tug of her arms, Dippy flung the hammer upright above her head as she slightly wobbled back & forth from its weight.
"What the.........Oh no!" Cartoon Network managed to mutter under his breath before he noticed Dippy's playful grin getting bigger & bigger, almost like a Cheshire cat.
With a loud SLAMMING *WHAM*, Dippy pummeled the huge mallet downward on top of the brown cable boy ditz before instantly flattening Cartoon Network into a bimbo pancake with a *SQUISH*.
"Wow, these things are dang heavy! Hey Cartoon Network, where'd ya go?" Dippy muttered under a few more playful giggles as she went to pull up the hammer with a gooey *POP* before she noticed the Cartoon Network disc still stuck to the mallet.
Dippy could ONLY giggle again as she got a glimpse of Cartoon Network's two dotted feet & grey underwear, flattened. Within seconds, Dippy pulled a spatula from her small black coat & pulled the Cartoon Network disc from the mallet as it hit the ground. Cartoon Network could ONLY look outward & upward in a cross eyed daze as his coin shaped body rattled plus spun to a stop before cartoonish stars began to spiral around his paper thin pancaked body.
The pink haired toon just continued to giggle as she look down at the Cartoon Network pancake, before she sat the huge mallet down.
"Oh yea were going to have so MUCH fun & ONLY just getting started, kid! I did need some change for the arcade, you'll do nicely Cartoony!" Dippy snickered again before she slipped backwards & fell on her butt, landing right on top of the already flattened Cartoon Network with another *SQUISH*.
"Whoopsie, clumsy me!" Dippy giggled as a lowly 'Ugh' could be heard under her butt.
